The Quickie--Er ????

A man is seated at a restaurant. All the

waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly

voluptuous waitress wearing a very short

skirt, and with legs that won't quit,

comes to his table.

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful

frame, top to bottom, and says "A quickie."

She walks away in disgust. After regaining her

composure, she returns. "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out.

"A quickie, please." Her anger takes over.

She slaps him across the face with a resounding

SMACK and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over.

"Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."