The Quickie--Er ????

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

A man is seated at a restaurant. All the

waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly

voluptuous waitress wearing a very short

skirt, and with legs that won't quit,

comes to his table.

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful

frame, top to bottom, and says "A quickie."

She walks away in disgust. After regaining her

composure, she returns. "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out.

"A quickie, please." Her anger takes over.

She slaps him across the face with a resounding

SMACK and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over.

"Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

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Specializes in Adult Med-Surg, Rehab, and Ambulatory Care.

:chuckle cute

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: liked it

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People should learn how to read!! Although, most people can't pronounce that word anyway! :rotfl:

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Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

:chuckle :chuckle

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

:rotfl: Now I would have said to the man "I don't do quickies" before walking away from the table. :rotfl:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
:rotfl: Now I would have said to the man "I don't do quickies" before walking away from the table. :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: LOVE ot Renee.

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Very funny! :rotfl: :rotfl: ...

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