FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    la la la me miss mercy er mr er hunh? wazzat? murse? er wurse? er furse? oh no!!!!!! i a or a man or a transgender? dunno ennymore? why oh why don't they jest leeve things the way the were when...
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    Definition of the Heimlic Maneuver Redneck Style

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    aNot much, but hopefully soon. At least I now know my thyroid's is alright. That's a great relief!!! Poor Marla though. That empty nest syndrom can take its toll on you. I know. I've been there. It is...
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    Definition of the Heimlic Maneuver Redneck Style

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Your welcome, dear. Always glad to be of
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    Please, Fran Needs Our Prayers

    FranEMTnurse replied to leslie :-D's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you all so very much. Your prayers and well wishes mean a lot to me. I will continue to pop in and out of the board as I feel well enough to do so, and know that I love you all
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    Baseball Humor

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    BODY {BACKGROUND-POSITION: left top; MARGIN-TOP: 0em; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0em; MARGIN-LEFT: 4em; COLOR: #427d64; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat-y; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial";...
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    How Much ?

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Well, I thought it wuz funny,
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    For Those of us Who Have Or Have Had Kids

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch...
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    Letter From a Farm Kid Now a Marine Stationed in California

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are...
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    A Distant Voice

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

    The sands are blowing wildly As I write this letter home In all my years upon this Earth... I've never felt so all alone... Protesters marching through your streets Say we're not needed here... But,...
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    A Distant Voice

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    I get the picture. Good
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    The Request for a Raise

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Dear Sir I, the member, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I don't get weekends and...
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    my baby sister has breast cancer

    FranEMTnurse replied to leslie :-D's topic in Oncology

    My dear sweet girl, I do so wish I could take your pain away from you. My heart aches for you too, and I'm placing you in God's arms for strength to get through this very tough time, and for comfort...
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    Chinese Lawyer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this...
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    Chinese Lawyer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yeh, I got one of them energy bursts. And when I get them I go full blast, because I don't know when I'll get
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    Man Who Loved Baked Beans

    FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    An oldie but
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    A Distant Voice

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    Suzy Thank you so much for that link. I lived in Manhattan near Central Park West in 1967. My husband was a painter, and he worked on scaffolds. He had a scaffold accident, and is why we moved away....
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    Kenny the Rooster

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#a53900]well, kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. so, he buys kenny. the farmer takes kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first giving...
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    A Distant Voice

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    Thank you, Suzy. The best part though, is it's really true, and I feel sooo bad for President Bush. The poor man did give a speech way back when the twin towers were attacked, telling us all, as he...
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    For All Women

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#c0c0c0]i shave my legs, i sit down to pee and i can justify any shopping spree. i can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas can talk to my friends about the size of my a--.(butt)...
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    Service With A Smile

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A little old man shuffled.........slooooowly...........into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself ...........slooooowly............and painfully........... up onto the stool. After catching his...
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    He Got Em Good

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this on my dad. The reason I'm three hours late? Dad sleeps nights in the raw!" Now Miss...
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    He Got Em Good

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this on my dad. The reason I'm three hours late? Dad sleeps nights in the raw!" Now Miss...
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    The Octopus

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    a guy walks into a bar with an octopus. he sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world. everyone laughs at the...
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    The Octopus

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    a guy walks into a bar with an octopus. he sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world. everyone laughs at the...
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    The News We Don't Hear

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

    this statue is currently on display outside the iraqi palace that is now home to the 4th infantry division. it will eventually be shipped and shown at the memorial museum in fort hood, texas. this...