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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

A little old man shuffled.........slooooowly...........into an ice cream

parlor, pulled himself ...........slooooowly............and

painfully........... up onto the stool.

After catching his breath.............................. he ordered a Banana

Split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

A little old man shuffled.........slooooowly...........into an ice cream

parlor, pulled himself ...........slooooowly............and

painfully........... up onto the stool.

After catching his breath.............................. he ordered a Banana

Split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

No fair ! That was MY joke ! I posted that one a couple days ago... you STOLE it !!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Love ya, Fran ! :D

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

No fair ! That was MY joke ! I posted that one a couple days ago... you STOLE it !!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Love ya, Fran ! :D

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Oh my!!! LOLOLOL!

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Oh my!!! LOLOLOL!

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

handbags ladies!!

LOL

Karen

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

handbags ladies!!

LOL

Karen

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in Everything but psych!.

:chuckle Good one!

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Specializes in Everything but psych!.

:chuckle Good one!

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