For All Women

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

[color=#c0c0c0]i shave my legs, i sit down to pee

and i can justify any shopping spree.

i can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas

can talk to my friends about the size of my a--.(butt)

[color=#c0c0c0]my beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.

at least i can admit to others when i'm wrong.

i don't drive in circles at any cost,

and i don't have a problem admitting i'm lost.

i never forget an important date

you just gotta deal with it, i'm usually late

i don't watch movies with lots of gore

don't need instant replay to remember the score.

don't say to your friends, oh yeah, i can get her

in your dreams, my dear, i can do better!

flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.

would you look at my face, not at my chest!

i don't have a problem with

expressing my feelings

i know when you're lying,

you look at the ceiling .

don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.

i am a woman, get it, tom, harry and dick?

ps if you click on you're mouse, it'll highlight

[nursebedlam]

cute :rotfl: