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The Octopus

a guy walks into a bar with an octopus. he sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.

everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. so he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

a guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than eric clapton. the guitar man pays up his £50.

another guy comes up with a trumpet. this time the octopus plays like miles davis.

this guy pays his £50.

then a scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.

"ha," the scot says. "can ye no play it?" the octopus looks at him and says: "play it? i'm going to make love to it as soon as i figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."

cheers!!!! 15_4_105v.gif

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a guy walks into a bar with an octopus. he sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.

everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. so he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

a guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than eric clapton. the guitar man pays up his £50.

another guy comes up with a trumpet. this time the octopus plays like miles davis.

this guy pays his £50.

then a scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.

"ha," the scot says. "can ye no play it?" the octopus looks at him and says: "play it? i'm going to make love to it as soon as i figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."

cheers!!!! 15_4_105v.gif

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