For Those of us Who Have Or Have Had Kids

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Have you ever asked your child a question too many

times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems

with potty training and I was on him constantly. One

day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in

between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining

room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something

funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old

daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that

Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I

asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I

kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an

accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then

I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an

accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must

have had an accident, because the smell was getting

worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you

have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked!

down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and

yelled.

"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly

choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly

pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made

me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh

they'd ever had!

[karenG]

you had to ask.....................

Karen

[wannabemw]

hahahhahahah baahhhhaaaaa

tears rolling down my eyes.....

LMAOROTF