Possible new (nursing) drinking game

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Somebody help me out here. I'm seeing a great new nursing party drinking game. Something like every time you see a post title with !!!!, or ADN/BSN, or any derivative of NETY you have to toss one back. Any additions to the theme...?

Every time you hear the comment "It hurts really, really bad"

What's "NETY"?

Oh, Wine. I have a crush on you.

The NETY threads are what keeps this site going, says the COB.

Here's a start...

Pretenditis is the precursor of Staus Dramaticus.

Specializes in School Nursing, Pediatrics.

How about this one "I just graduated and I only want to work day shift!"

Also, to add to the school one... "Can I have a cough drop?" (despite the fact they have NO cough!)

How about this one "I just graduated and I only want to work day shift!"

Also, to add to the school one... "Can I have a cough drop?" (despite the fact they have NO cough!)

Followed by... "You don't have COUGH DROPS??!"

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
Not specifically for school nurses but:

"Need advise, is nursing right for me?"

"What books do I need for NU2044?"

"Taking NCLEX 14x, need prayers! Plz help!!"

"What are nursing interventions post-surgery for cholecystectomy?"

(We can't do your homework. What do you think? - no response from OP)

"New grad, can I quit my job after 1 week?"

"BSN to DNP, no experience"

"My Preceptor is a witch from hell, how do I sue for NETY?"

Anything regarding lice.

Any post with PVT in the title.

Any post with PVT in the title.

"Does the PVT work in Michigan?"

"Took PVT 2 min after NCLEX, good pop up?"

"PVT took my money!"

"Bad pop up! My dream is crushed! Give me sympathy!!!"

"Is PVT accurate?"

Specializes in NCSN.
Any post with PVT in the title.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

"my teacher says I have pink eye"

"I hit my head at recess"

"my mom said to call if I don't feel good"

Teacher: "well I'm not medical, so I sent them to you" - please note, this is the same teacher who will call a parent because a kid doesn't feel good

headache/stomachache "for a week"

Me: "did momma give you medicine this morning?"

Kid: "yes"

Me: "what colour was is?"

Kid: "orange"

ff 6 hours later and temp is now 101F

(classic dose and dash)

Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

"my nose just started bleeding"

"my nose just started bleeding"

...and presents you with a tissue with a pin point drop of blood...

Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..
...and presents you with a tissue with a pin point drop of blood...

or blood all over their finger from picking.

"I don't know what happened, my nose just started bleeding for no reason"

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