Specialties School
Published Apr 27, 2017
Somebody help me out here. I'm seeing a great new nursing party drinking game. Something like every time you see a post title with !!!!, or ADN/BSN, or any derivative of NETY you have to toss one back. Any additions to the theme...?
tch1920, BSN, RN
38 Posts
Every time you hear the comment "It hurts really, really bad"
Farawyn
12,646 Posts
What's "NETY"?
Oh, Wine. I have a crush on you.
The NETY threads are what keeps this site going, says the COB.
Here's a start...
Pretenditis is the precursor of Staus Dramaticus.
scuba nurse, BSN, MSN, RN
633 Posts
How about this one "I just graduated and I only want to work day shift!"
Also, to add to the school one... "Can I have a cough drop?" (despite the fact they have NO cough!)
How about this one "I just graduated and I only want to work day shift!" Also, to add to the school one... "Can I have a cough drop?" (despite the fact they have NO cough!)
Followed by... "You don't have COUGH DROPS??!"
OrganizedChaos, LVN
1 Article; 6,883 Posts
Not specifically for school nurses but:"Need advise, is nursing right for me?""What books do I need for NU2044?" "Taking NCLEX 14x, need prayers! Plz help!!""What are nursing interventions post-surgery for cholecystectomy?" (We can't do your homework. What do you think? - no response from OP)"New grad, can I quit my job after 1 week?""BSN to DNP, no experience""My Preceptor is a witch from hell, how do I sue for NETY?"Anything regarding lice.
"Need advise, is nursing right for me?"
"What books do I need for NU2044?"
"Taking NCLEX 14x, need prayers! Plz help!!"
"What are nursing interventions post-surgery for cholecystectomy?"
(We can't do your homework. What do you think? - no response from OP)
"New grad, can I quit my job after 1 week?"
"BSN to DNP, no experience"
"My Preceptor is a witch from hell, how do I sue for NETY?"
Anything regarding lice.
Any post with PVT in the title.
Zyprexa
204 Posts
"Does the PVT work in Michigan?"
"Took PVT 2 min after NCLEX, good pop up?"
"PVT took my money!"
"Bad pop up! My dream is crushed! Give me sympathy!!!"
"Is PVT accurate?"
WineRN
1,109 Posts
BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN
935 Posts
"my teacher says I have pink eye"
"I hit my head at recess"
"my mom said to call if I don't feel good"
Teacher: "well I'm not medical, so I sent them to you" - please note, this is the same teacher who will call a parent because a kid doesn't feel good
headache/stomachache "for a week"
Me: "did momma give you medicine this morning?"
Kid: "yes"
Me: "what colour was is?"
Kid: "orange"
ff 6 hours later and temp is now 101F
(classic dose and dash)
"my nose just started bleeding"
kidzcare
3,393 Posts
...and presents you with a tissue with a pin point drop of blood...
or blood all over their finger from picking.
"I don't know what happened, my nose just started bleeding for no reason"