Possible new (nursing) drinking game

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Somebody help me out here. I'm seeing a great new nursing party drinking game. Something like every time you see a post title with !!!!, or ADN/BSN, or any derivative of NETY you have to toss one back. Any additions to the theme...?

Every time you hear the comment "It hurts really, really bad"

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What's "NETY"?

Oh, Wine. I have a crush on you.

The NETY threads are what keeps this site going, says the COB.

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Here's a start...

Pretenditis is the precursor of Staus Dramaticus.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Pediatrics.

How about this one "I just graduated and I only want to work day shift!"

Also, to add to the school one... "Can I have a cough drop?" (despite the fact they have NO cough!)

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How about this one "I just graduated and I only want to work day shift!"

Also, to add to the school one... "Can I have a cough drop?" (despite the fact they have NO cough!)

Followed by... "You don't have COUGH DROPS??!"

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Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
Not specifically for school nurses but:

"Need advise, is nursing right for me?"

"What books do I need for NU2044?"

"Taking NCLEX 14x, need prayers! Plz help!!"

"What are nursing interventions post-surgery for cholecystectomy?"

(We can't do your homework. What do you think? - no response from OP)

"New grad, can I quit my job after 1 week?"

"BSN to DNP, no experience"

"My Preceptor is a witch from hell, how do I sue for NETY?"

Anything regarding lice.

Any post with PVT in the title.

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Any post with PVT in the title.

"Does the PVT work in Michigan?"

"Took PVT 2 min after NCLEX, good pop up?"

"PVT took my money!"

"Bad pop up! My dream is crushed! Give me sympathy!!!"

"Is PVT accurate?"

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Specializes in NCSN.
Any post with PVT in the title.

steve-rogers-i-understood-that-reference.jpg

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

"my teacher says I have pink eye"

"I hit my head at recess"

"my mom said to call if I don't feel good"

Teacher: "well I'm not medical, so I sent them to you" - please note, this is the same teacher who will call a parent because a kid doesn't feel good

headache/stomachache "for a week"

Me: "did momma give you medicine this morning?"

Kid: "yes"

Me: "what colour was is?"

Kid: "orange"

ff 6 hours later and temp is now 101F

(classic dose and dash)

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

"my nose just started bleeding"

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"my nose just started bleeding"

...and presents you with a tissue with a pin point drop of blood...

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..
...and presents you with a tissue with a pin point drop of blood...

or blood all over their finger from picking.

"I don't know what happened, my nose just started bleeding for no reason"

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