Pick Up Lines!! - page 2
We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them? what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do" ~Trisha My love for you is like diarrhea. I... Read More
May 19, '02Joined: Nov '01; Posts: 1,276; Likes: 5"you must be jamaican....cause jamaican me crazy!"
"your father must have been a juice man cause you are VERY FINE"
May 19, '02Occupation: RN Joined: Feb '01; Posts: 105; Likes: 5Come sit on my lap and tell pinochio a lie.
If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
May 19, '02Joined: May '02; Posts: 49; Likes: 3"You must be tired"
"you've been running through my mind all day"
May 23, '02Specialty: Clinical Risk Management ; Joined: Aug '01; Posts: 2,345; Likes: 75[QUOTE]Originally posted by trishaLVN
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!!
Girl, you're a hoot! Let me know how ya' do!
May 23, '02Specialty: Clinical Risk Management ; Joined: Aug '01; Posts: 2,345; Likes: 75quote from Trisha: "oh, heres the one that made me jot down my REAL number !!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper."
:imbar Oh, my goodness!
May 23, '02Joined: Oct '00; Posts: 10,236; Likes: 64Have you all heard of the rejection line? It's a fake number that you can give out to guys that you don't like. When they call, they get a prerecorded message about what a loser they are!
I bet some guys get real tired of getting that number!
May 23, '02Occupation: Nursing Mgmt. Joined: Oct '01; Posts: 1,024; Likes: 20For 32 years it's still the same line in every card,flowers,or gifts from my husband.
"When we first met I couldn't get you out of my mind,now I can't get you out of my heart."
May 23, '02Occupation: Licenced Practical Nurse, Long Term Care. Certified wacko. Captain Star Command. Sous Chef, Sculpter,maid, Cert. Butt wiper,secret agent,thief,Level Seven Mage.Lover, hater,musician at large.Starving artist, ME ME ME ME ME Joined: Feb '01; Posts: 1,631; Likes: 44heather-- one of the NYC radio stations used to have that... and once a week, they'd play what some of the more loserish dudes said on the lines...
it was funny...
May 23, '02Occupation: RN Joined: Jan '02; Posts: 347That is so sweet, betts...
OK so here's one that someone really used on me--
F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan? (Sorry about the potty mouth)
I cracked up!!
May 27, '02Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 162; Likes: 82yah here's a winner:
"Do you drink milk, because it sure has done your body good!"
a joke I heard once:
Man: "Many women are going to cry when I get marry"
Women: "Just how many women do you plan to marry?"
Way corny, I know
May 27, '02Occupation: District Nurse Specialty: Community, Renal, OR ; From: AU ; Joined: Aug '00; Posts: 446; Likes: 135I lived for a while with some fellow nurses (girls) and our phone number was 666046. So when one of us met a guy we were interested in knowing further, we would tell him our phone number. The way we told them made sure they never forgot it,
We would say sex,sex, sex, OOhh for sex.
May 27, '02Occupation: RN, Elderly Mental health Joined: Jun '01; Posts: 3,115; Likes: 51I overheard both of these the same night!
Would you like some awesome lovemaking?...
( If not ) Would you mind lying down while I have some?
DO you have any (insert nationality) in you?....
Would you like some?
May 28, '02Occupation: a just a nurse contemplating the nature of my career..... Joined: Oct '01; Posts: 2,344; Likes: 21wow, what a great book that is.......
(and take my word, no one else would have been interested in this book)
after someone had followed me from one bookstore to another........
what the heck, i will @#^$(*&^%$@!(&^$#
micro and out