Patient is a famous star

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In the hospital where I worked a couple of years ago, a very well known hockey player came for healthcare after an accident...girls were all upside down...and you, for which famous star would you be ..let's say the best nurse you have ever been??

Specializes in ER,ICU and Progressive Care Unit,Peds.

Davey Havok...the lead singer from AFI. I love that man...I've already told my husband that I would leave him for Davey...lol. :loveya:

I would be giving him a sponge bath every 2 hrs...in fact I don't think I would leave his room...it would be a 1:1 nursing!

I'm getting flustered just thinking about it. :blushkiss

Specializes in none.

Mr. Mathew Mconelhay can't spell the last name

Anthony Fedorov! The 4th place finalist of American Idol season 4. I've already told him I want to be his official tour nurse if and whenever he goes on tour LOL.

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He's had his share of medical care though. Tracheostomy at a very young age. See his scar? It's more prominent in other pics though. And his brother just recently died in September from Ewings Sarcoma...only one and a half years since the diagnosis. =(

Specializes in CCU,ICU,ER retired.

Matthew McConahey I can't spell it either, and of course my other patient is the guy who plays Dr. Kovach on ER. No wait,I would be his very private nurse.

Specializes in cardiac med-surg.

all of the above

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Chauncey Billups, Rick Hamilton, any Detroit Pistons player..., Shaq ;)

Hugh Laurie (aka Greg House, M.D.). No, wait, he'd be the doc and I'd be the patient.

Specializes in Neuro/Med-Surg/Oncology.

Planning on playing "doctor", Miranda? ;)

Specializes in midwifery, NICU.
Hugh Laurie (aka Greg House, M.D.). No, wait, he'd be the doc and I'd be the patient.

:uhoh3: Oh No No No. Hugh Laurie we've seen for years over here in the UK, comedian yes, lustful---oh no no no! :lol2: Again, go HUGH JACKMAN!:lol2:

check out the arms and abs girlies!!!!

Matthew Mconnachay--close second --OMG!

Specializes in Geriatric and now peds!!!!.

In no particular order for me would be:

Jack Johnson

Matthew Mconahay

Jack Black (he makes me laugh lol)

Both guys from Ghost Hunters

Wendy

LPN

In no particular order:

Matt Leinart (Arizona Cardinals QB)

Wentworth Miller (Prison Break)

George Clooney

David Beckham

The new James Bond, I can't remember his name, but does it matter?

The guy from The Wedding Date with Debra Messing. Don't remember his name but he needs my help.

Of course, all would need 1:1 home care. And the house would be quaratined so no girlfriends would be allowed.

:uhoh3: Oh No No No. Hugh Laurie we've seen for years over here in the UK, comedian yes, lustful---oh no no no! :lol2: Again, go HUGH JACKMAN!:lol2:

check out the arms and abs girlies!!!!

Matthew Mconnachay--close second --OMG!

Hugh Laurie as Wooster? Laughable. Maybe a little cuddly. But mostly hilarious. Hugh Laurie in anything with Steven Fry? The same. Hugh Laurie in, "Maybe Baby?" Kind of puppy doggish, irritating at times, sweet at others.

But Hugh Laurie as House--Mama, get the children off the streets.

Do you get House over there? And if so, do you get House over there? I can't imagine that you've seen Mr. Three-days'-beard-and-smoldering-blue-eyes and not had at least a twinge. It might help if you pretend that Bertie Wooster is his slightly addlepated younger cousin.

On a side note, he does a bang-up American accent. In three seasons, I've only caught one word that trips him up. (Figger vs. the American fig-yure).

I must stop now. My keyboard is beginning to melt.

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