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The other day another nurse and I are on the way out of the hospital in the parking garage. The smell of rotting eggs is suddenly hanging in the air. The other nurse says "Ewwww, what the heck smells like Mucomyst?!?"
LOL. Us nurses are changed forever the day we step into a facility.
Do you have any other "Only a nurse would say...." stories?
While caring for a male stroke patient with a g tube, I said,"Would you
like me to give you oral care now?" He looked puzzled .
When I came out of his room, my supervisor said," If you are gonna be
ORAL care you should at least get paid extra. No wonder the male patients
like you so much."
;)I laughed so hard I almost peed!
When the floor nurses would come and tell me (charge nurse) that their patients had diarrhea, I'd ask them if it was more like cookie dough, mashed potatoes, applesauce, pea soup, or broth.....once they rammed their jaws back into their anatomical positions, I'd tell them that cookie dough and mashed potatoes got no attention (unless of an abnormal color). Applesauce was a watch and see, the other two, I needed to look at myself
Need to add- the cookie dough and mashed potato complaints were generally from the patient, and the nurses were just telling me to say they'd reported it- they knew that those didn't qualify as the runs :)
As i was walking home from the bus stop a few days ago, there was a car accident - minor fender bender. But the paramedics and fire department came - as is usual.
My neighbor asks if i might be willing to help if needed. I looked at the drivers in both cars - both were standing.
"They are walking. They are talking. They are FINE"
gentlegiver, ASN, LPN, RN
848 Posts
ROFLM*S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this one, thank you for the laugh!