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The other day another nurse and I are on the way out of the hospital in the parking garage. The smell of rotting eggs is suddenly hanging in the air. The other nurse says "Ewwww, what the heck smells like Mucomyst?!?"
LOL. Us nurses are changed forever the day we step into a facility.
Do you have any other "Only a nurse would say...." stories?
I'm the same way... by the end of a night shift I'm like a different person! My sense of humor ranges from a little bit wacky to inappropriate. For example, my manager was telling a story about a creepy guy in the parking lot when her and a new hire were walking to their cars together (our parking lot is ~15 minute walk outside the hospital)...I kind of interrupted her.
Manager: "I didn't want her to get abducted because--"
Me: "--Then we would be short staffed!"
Manager: "No....not quite what I was going to say..."
I actually don't remember what she actually wanted to say because her look was pretty priceless
Last night I realized that I consider it a complement when a patient calls me a PITA- and I'm not talking about the bread- it actually makes me happy/proud of myself! And only a nurse would consider it devastating when both the electronic charting system at work AND allnurses go through major interface (? If that's the right word) changes within two weeks of each other. You mean things have to CHANGE?!?
The other night my sister was reading riddles to me and we were trying to guess the answers.
Sister: "A man dies of thirst but he had plenty of water..how did this happen?"
Me: Screamed excitedly from downstairs: "He has diabetes insipidus! Give him some DDAPV!"
Sister: (with exasperation): It's not that kind of question! The answer is he was shipwrecked in the middle of the ocean on a raft"
Me: Awww .....
Lol!
I work in urology and we are always asking parents to describe hematuria in relationship to beverages.... pink lemonade, cranberry juice, tomato juice etc. I did have one parent compare it to different types of wine (blush, merlot etc :)). Funny how I can still drink them and not think anything about it!
WinterpegLPN
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One time I said this to someone
"Can I get a witness"
"wasting narcotics?"
"No, I found Jesus!"
OK, too cheezy but I get quirky when I'm tired.