If men got pregnant...... - page 2

If men got pregnant... :coollook: 1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would... Read More

  1. by   yazisizit
    Zis is soooo silly!

    There is nothing to giving birth!

    How do I know? Listen, I was there with my wife when my kid was born, and I didn't feel a thing!

    In fact, I was the one that had to do all the work!

    *Oh, honey, give me some ice chips!

    *Oh, honey, wipe my forehead!

    *Oh, honey, hold my hand!

    *Oh, honey, you did this to me!

    Sure, the wifey was just laying there on her back resting and giving commands! What a racket women have with the so called "labour" of child birth!

    I think women just make a fuss about child birth to get attention from men!

    Ha, why don't we men ever get such attention from our women?

  2. by   finallyRN
    I am sure you are joking in your post. But don't you think you are a little out numbered her to be telling women that labor is just some "racket" us women use to get our men to do something for us.
    You trying pushing a bowling ball out of a very small hole and see how you feel.
    There would be far fewer humans on this earth if men could get pregnant.
  3. by   formernurse
    You said it all finallyRN---men just don't have what it takes----no pun intended.

    Thanks alot Dennie!!! I went to the site like a dumba$$. :chuckle
    Last edit by formernurse on Jul 1, '02
  4. by   Teshiee
    If when could become pregnant. What population explosion!
  5. by   mark_LD_RN
    i don't find it funny at all

    I also did my part in the reproductive process, i worked HARD at it and did a pretty goodjobof it. and did not complain even once
  6. by   dstudent
    Wouldn't that be great LOL
  7. by   kmchugh
    Two women, standing waiting for a bus, were discussing the worst pains in the world. Their conversation was monitored by a Scot, who just listened. After a time, the two women came to the agreement that the worst pain in the world was the pain of labor and birth. The Scot looked at them, took his pipe from his mouth and said "Aye, and have ya ever mashed a noot?"
  8. by   caroladybelle
    As a single woman, who recently dated a man that claimed that he was single, but that I found out was still married (phone call from wife!!!!), yes I have "mashed a noot".

    Didn't hurt me one bit!!!!!!!!
  9. by   kmchugh
    OK, Caroladybelle. Having a tough time stopping the laughter. He deserved the "mashed noot." Sorry about the married jerk, though. We're not all like that.

  10. by   sunnygirl272
    A couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had a revolutionary new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

    The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband seemed to be feeling fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. This, still, did not seem to have any negative effect on him.

    Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL of the pain to him. His wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. She was even allowed to leave the hospital the very same day!

    Later that afternoon, when they got home, they found their next door neighbor dead on their front porch.
    Oh crap! I had the best pic a man giving birth, and I can't find it! Chuck emailed it to me, and I know I forwarded it on.

    CHUCK...... OH CHUCK.....

  12. by   caroladybelle
    Originally posted by kmchugh
    OK, Caroladybelle. Having a tough time stopping the laughter. He deserved the "mashed noot." Sorry about the married jerk, though. We're not all like that.


    Uhhh - not all married or not all jerks??????????
  13. by   kmchugh
    a. Not all guys are married.
    b. Not all guys are jerks.
    c. In one form or another, all married men are jerks. Ask their wives.

    OK, not all married men are jerks. Some of us take our marriage seriously.

    Of course, some married guys are jerks, but are smart enough not to try to mislead two women at the same time. Talk about your diminishing returns.

    I've never met a guy yet who tried that who didn't end up with both women sitting in front of him, asking him, shall we say, uncomfortable questions. Usually, the two women end up being the best of friends, and the only date the guy can find in that city is in the goat pen at the local petting zoo.

    Kevin McHugh