If men got pregnant......

[bandaidexpert]

If men got pregnant...

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

[caroladybelle, BSN, RN]

Originally posted by kmchugh

OK, Caroladybelle. Having a tough time stopping the laughter. He deserved the "mashed noot." Sorry about the married jerk, though. We're not all like that.

Kevin

Uhhh - not all married or not all jerks??????????

:eek:

[kmchugh]

a. Not all guys are married.

b. Not all guys are jerks.

c. In one form or another, all married men are jerks. Ask their wives.

OK, not all married men are jerks. Some of us take our marriage seriously.

Of course, some married guys are jerks, but are smart enough not to try to mislead two women at the same time. Talk about your diminishing returns.

I've never met a guy yet who tried that who didn't end up with both women sitting in front of him, asking him, shall we say, uncomfortable questions. Usually, the two women end up being the best of friends, and the only date the guy can find in that city is in the goat pen at the local petting zoo.

Kevin McHugh