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I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as usual for her safety. She was our designated resident nightmare geri from hell, so she was placed near the Nurse's station. So we are chilling out at the Nurse's station, chatting and trying to get through another night... Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I see our lady in question standing in the dimly lit doorway of her room! I instantly leap out and run to her. As I approach her, she appears to be falling towards me, so I meet her in a bear hug...my arms around her waste, and her arms around my shoulders. As I catch the lady, I notice a very strong smell of feces, and I feel something warm on my hands, arms and shoulders... My fellow heroes come in behind me, and as the lights are turned on, my worst fears are instantly realized. Yes, I caught the poor old lady with a good old bear hung football catch, but I was also covered in the lady's feces. As I look at her, she has feces smeared all over her arms and hands... (and even her face!) And of course, now so did I!

How to overcome the smell of urine and feces? Betadine. Lots of betadine. I prefer the smell of betadine to the above.

Ya. Running to codes was exciting for about one day, and then I found out what happened to bladder and bowel sphincter control after a code is pronounced... "You bag em, you have to tag em..." Poops on that!