Funny Signs - page 2

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." ... Read More

  1. by   Huganurse
    I like the bumper stickers that say:

    Mean People Suck
    or how about this one?
    Life is too short, so don't be a dick.

    Here's some more:

    EARTH FIRST: We'll stripmine the other plantets later.
    All generalizations are false, including this one.
    Better to understand a little than misunderstand alot.
    Warning: Dates in a calender are closer than they appear.

    I also enjoy the signs on the churches:

    How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking.
    Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
    God likes spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
    God is a race fan too. Hebrews 12:1
  2. by   Cubby
    When you see a turtle on a fence post, you know he had help.
  3. by   donmurray
    A McD*****s sign "Parking area for Drive-thru service only" or a road sign in Southern England simply says "Secret Nuclear Bunker"
  4. by   markuy06
    This really is a great place to be. I need laughs right know, and this did it.

    Thanks for making me laugh
  5. by   night owl
    There's a billboard sign on route 80 in Pennsylvania and it reads,

    "Ski Camel back, we got the runs!'' :stone

    Saw a bumper sticker once that said, "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a--hole."

    And another bumper sticker...I just let my mind wander and it never returned! :stone
  6. by   nur20
  7. by   chrisrob
    just what the doctor ordered after a crap day in work
  8. by   bungies
    I enjoyed one on a garbage truck:

    "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back"
  9. by   kids
    I found a bumper sticker yesterday that I had to have, and is the ONLY one on my car, it is so perfect for me...

    My kid reads your Honor Students email.
  10. by   cmggriff
    My all time favorite on the rusty bumper of an old caddy
    "How do you like my driving? 1 800 EAT-****" Gary
  11. by   nur20
    Thanks, guys
  12. by   misti_z
    Bumper sticker said....ABCDEF%#KY@U. But with %=U, #=C, @=O.

    :spin: :roll
  13. by   WashYaHands
    I used to live in Alaska, and one day while driving down a highway I came across an establishment called, "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".

    Saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "Hooked on fonics ph***** me up"