Funny Signs - page 2
In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." ... Read More
Apr 6, '02I like the bumper stickers that say:
Mean People Suck
or how about this one?
Life is too short, so don't be a dick.
Here's some more:
EARTH FIRST: We'll stripmine the other plantets later.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Better to understand a little than misunderstand alot.
Warning: Dates in a calender are closer than they appear.
I also enjoy the signs on the churches:
How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking.
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
God likes spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
God is a race fan too. Hebrews 12:1
Apr 6, '02A McD*****s sign "Parking area for Drive-thru service only" or a road sign in Southern England simply says "Secret Nuclear Bunker"
Apr 7, '02This really is a great place to be. I need laughs right know, and this did it.
Thanks for making me laugh
Apr 7, '02There's a billboard sign on route 80 in Pennsylvania and it reads,
"Ski Camel back, we got the runs!'' :stone
Saw a bumper sticker once that said, "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a--hole."
And another bumper sticker...I just let my mind wander and it never returned! :stone
Apr 20, '02I found a bumper sticker yesterday that I had to have, and is the ONLY one on my car, it is so perfect for me...
My kid reads your Honor Students email.
Apr 21, '02My all time favorite on the rusty bumper of an old caddy
"How do you like my driving? 1 800 EAT-****" Gary
Apr 25, '02I used to live in Alaska, and one day while driving down a highway I came across an establishment called, "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".
Saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "Hooked on fonics ph***** me up"