501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long! - page 2

all right. i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people. and i know that i'm not alone :) so... i challenge forum members to describe... Read More

  1. by   ZASHAGALKA
    Quote from suzy253
    36. While on your computer, you have multiple windows open, one of them allnurses so you can switch back easily. don't want to miss anything!
    I normally have a second window open while in current events so I can 'fact check' what I was just told. . .

    Last edit by ZASHAGALKA on Aug 19, '06
  2. by   Spidey's mom
    37. You find an internet cafe while in a foreign country so you can post on

    38. You DO post from work.

  3. by   gauge14iv
    39. You occasionally find yourself posting on a topic you have no real interest in whatsoever just because you happen to know a little something about it and you are bored/not asleep when you should be.

    40. You talk about people on allnurses to people in real life as if you had actually met them.
  4. by   madwife2002
    41) You get really cross and angry when posters you dont know cyber insult you
  5. by   gauge14iv
    Quote from madwife2002
    41) You get really cross and angry when posters you dont know cyber insult you

    42. You can pretty much create an entire post in smileys without typing a post.
  6. by   Dratz
    43: You totally forget to make breakfast, lunch and dinner....get groceries, feed the cats.....

    44: Anyone knocking on your front door annoys the heck out of you and you stand there tapping your foot while you talk to them because you have to get back to Allnurses.com.
  7. by   RGN1
    43. You don't bother looking anything up anymore, you just post your questions on allnurses because someones going to know the answer and more!
  8. by   VivaLasViejas
    45. You actually cite allnurses as a reference for a position you're debating with a co-worker ("Well, according to this thread on allnurses.com, 1 in 3 nurses have drug problems, BUT........")

    46. Your spouse no longer remembers what you look like.
  9. by   suebird3
    47. your spouse knows where you are.....on allnurses!

  10. by   VivaLasViejas
    48. You actually go through withdrawal symptoms (generalized anxiety, sweaty palms, hyperventilation etc.) if you can't get to allnurses for longer than 24 hours!
  11. by   gauge14iv
    50. When the server goes down for 24 hours, you discover that you have a spouse, 3 kids you didn't know you had and that you can actually cook AND clean! In the SAME day!
  12. by   truern
    51. You don't allow yourself to even CHECK allnurses before you're completely ready for work because if you do you'll NEVER be ready on time!!
  13. by   VivaLasViejas
    52. Your butt goes numb, you're developing carpal tunnel in your right wrist from gripping the mouse, and you can't remember the last time you ate, drank, or peed.

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