Published
:roll
How about:
Energy field disturbance r/t to NO sleep
Risk for suffocation r/t pile of nursing texts I've fallen asleep in
Risk for injury r/t biting tongue
Risk for fluid volume deficit r/t constantly crapping my pants
Impaired swallowing r/t the consistency of my pride
Chronic confusion r/t idiotic differences between nursing texts (personally find this infuriating!)
Compromised family coping r/t seeing kids for fifteen minutes a day and that's if I'm lucky
Risk for violence directed at others r/t classmates calling at midnight to ask a question when they could look it up in one of a gaziliion textbooks or on Google
Anymore?
bob007cat
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1. Risk for nervous breakdown -related to nursing school
2. Risk for divorce related to nursing school
3. Risk for vision impairment related to reading assignments
4. Risk for loss of hair - related to nursing school secondary to pulling it out.
5. Risk of social isolation related to studing too much.
6. Risk of airway obstruction related to puting foot in mouth at clinacles.
Please feel free to add on and we will see how long of a list we can make