Nurse Tries to Eat Another Nurse

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Specializes in L&D, Women's Health.
Specializes in Telemetry.

Ah, the Gomer Blog...haven't read too many of the articles but I do know that it is satire. I love some good satire. ;)

"Another new nurse, Britanie Osborne, has been missing since early this month. Authorities initially thought Britanie went to Europe with her boyfriend, but now investigators are demanding stool samples from Hopewell thinking she is the culprit of literally eating her."

This part had me rolling!

Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

Moved to Nursing Humor.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Pillsburg... Pillsbury...

Timothy... Timothy... where on earth did you go? ;)

Specializes in 15 years in ICU, 22 years in PACU.
Timothy... Timothy... where on earth did you go? ;)

Lassie says he's at the bottom of the well.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Speaking of biting and Lassie, do you know what you get if you cross a Pit Bull with Lassie?

A dog that'll bite your arm off and then go run for help!

Specializes in Registered Nurse.

I like it. She probably was very late for her break and hungry. haha

Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
Timothy... Timothy... where on earth did you go? ;)

Joe was looking at you...God what did we do?

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