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You guys are freaking hilarious! I may just have to come hang out here with the cool kids. It makes me glad I work with the unconscious patient population. And why aren't all of you over on the blue side?

Yes, I've now experienced a new level of awareness and understanding. I feel so ashamed for leering at that little hottie.

Well, that's an interesting observation. It has always bothered me that Ariel jumps up out of the water pushing her "bazooms" up into the air in that low-cut outfit. :sarcastic:

Well that's an interesting observation. It has always bothered me that Ariel jumps up out of the water pushing her "bazooms" up into the air in that low-cut outfit. :sarcastic:[/quote']

Yea, I think it bothers OldDude as well.

Let's define "bother".

Definition #2?

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.
Well, I'm gonna have to pass on that. I was an emotional wreck when I got home. All day long, every time I bent over it seemed there was a staff member trying to sneak a peek at me. I felt so cheap and abused. :cry:

Awww... but honestly, can you blame them?! woo woo

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Well that's an interesting observation. It has always bothered me that Ariel jumps up out of the water pushing her "bazooms" up into the air in that low-cut outfit. :sarcastic:[/quote']

I know, I know. I feel so bad. Poor innocent thing...things.

Yea, I think it bothers OldDude as well.

Let's define "bother".

Definition #2?

Bother | Define Bother at Dictionary.com

I use it as a noun - so #4.:yes:

Same way I feel about our volleyball team and their so-called "shorts" . . . the butthugger's that the girls have to pull from their crotch every 20 seconds or so. Someday I want to make a video showing how ridiculous the girls look out on the court doing that. I've got to think of a good song to use for the video though. Something with innuendo . . . Like . . . "Momma's got a squeezebox, she plays on her chest, when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest . . .playing all night . . . ":Emoticon-Devil:

I use it as a noun - so #4.:yes:

Same way I feel about our volleyball team and their so-called "shorts" . . . the butthugger's that the girls have to pull from their crotch every 20 seconds or so. Someday I want to make a video showing how ridiculous the girls look out on the court doing that. I've got to think of a good song to use for the video though. Something with innuendo . . . Like . . . "Momma's got a squeezebox, she plays on her chest, when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest . . .playing all night . . . ":Emoticon-Devil:

That's The Who. :inlove:

I'm a Who Head, but I always feel like a dope singing along to that song. That one, and also "Big Balls" by AC/DC.

But I digress,

What was the topic of this thread again?

Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

I'm dying! DYING over here. This is hysterical!!

Reminds me of a resident I worked with once upon a time who had a penchant for wearing a red silk thong under his navy scrub pants. Occasionally he'd bend over for us to accidentally see them. SOOOO not okay!

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
That's The Who. :inlove:

I'm a Who Head, but I always feel like a dope singing along to that song. That one, and also "Big Balls" by AC/DC.

But I digress,

What was the topic of this thread again?

I think it's about big balls

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I think it's about big balls

That sounds right for us.

Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

i think of it more so as chutzpah

That's The Who. :inlove:

I'm a Who Head, but I always feel like a dope singing along to that song. That one, and also "Big Balls" by AC/DC.

But I digress,

What was the topic of this thread again?

I have no idea anymore. :wacky:

I do love to sing that song . . . but only when I'm alone. It is kind of amazing how many people have no idea what the song is really about.

And it ain't an accordion. ;)

I know, I know. I feel so bad. Poor innocent thing...things.

You want thing-a-ma-bobs? She's got twenty.

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