Not a school nurse but...

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You guys are freaking hilarious! I may just have to come hang out here with the cool kids. It makes me glad I work with the unconscious patient population. And why aren't all of you over on the blue side?

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
oh my gawd, i am dying over here!!! Best single moment here on AN by a wide margin!

I can't poke out my mind's eye.

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
It is too big Old Dude - can't see it.

Well, that's the first time I've been told that, but thanks!!:up:

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
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I hope the 8th graders are happy.

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Noooo...just nooooo....please. I am so dying. Trying to contain myself. The building where I am today, the Secretary and Principal are just outside my door. I have to behave. That is ridiculously funny. Thanks OldDude. You. are. crazy.

That confirms it. I do have to figure out a way to wash my eye balls out today.

There!!

You realize we have a thing now, and will be wearing pink EVERY Wednesday, yes?

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
You realize we have a thing now, and will be wearing pink EVERY Wednesday, yes?

Well, I'm gonna have to pass on that. I was an emotional wreck when I got home. All day long, every time I bent over it seemed there was a staff member trying to sneak a peek at me. I felt so cheap and abused. :cry:

You realize we have a thing now, and will be wearing pink EVERY Wednesday, yes?

Absolutely. I cant wait. We really are a cool bunch.

Well, I'm gonna have to pass on that. I was an emotional wreck when I got home. All day long, every time I bent over it seemed there was a staff member trying to sneak a peek at me. I felt so cheap and abused. :cry:

How do you think Ariel feels every time you try to sneak a peek at her fish parts?

Well, that's the first time I've been told that, but thanks!!:up:

You are welcome Sir~ :up:

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
How do you think Ariel feels every time you try to sneak a peek at her fish parts?

Yes, I've now experienced a new level of awareness and understanding. I feel so ashamed for leering at that little hottie.

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