My ENTIRE 4th Grade Class....

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....is a collective group of sympathy pukers. I saw the majority of the class this afternoon after lunch when one classmate threw up (he's a FF and is pretty good at puking on command...it's ALMOST impressive, really :sarcastic: ) but once his class saw it, I had several vomit (because who wants to puke alone??) and then naturally it became the focus of all of the conversations which led to more sensitive stomachs turning over causing MORE vomiting...I even had a student tell me "I just threw up!! The whole class is throwing up. There MUST be an illness going around!!" You're right my friend. Its called "I-have-what-he-has-itis" and it happens when friends don't let friends puke alone!!

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Its called "I-have-what-he-has-itis" and it happens when friends don't let friends puke alone!!

Yay! New T-shirt slogans!

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

I am so trying to recollect the movie that had the pie eating contest with the puking chain reaction. I was laughing uncontrollably at this. My wife isn't picking up and she is the only one who would appreciate it like me. I. must. get. through.

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I am so trying to recollect the movie that had the pie eating contest with the puking chain reaction. I was laughing uncontrollably at this. My wife isn't picking up and she is the only one who would appreciate it like me. I. must. get. through.

Stand by Me!

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I am so trying to recollect the movie that had the pie eating contest with the puking chain reaction. I was laughing uncontrollably at this. My wife isn't picking up and she is the only one who would appreciate it like me. I. must. get. through.

I believe that this is a day dream scenario from Stephen King's The Body, which was made into the movie Stand By Me. Gordie is a writer and they ask him to tell a story while on their adventure and this is the story he tells.

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Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.

At least they didn't all try Green Eggs and Ham today like mine did :barf02:

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

This is THE post of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.

I had the whole 4th grade class come to my office once because they were stuck on the 2nd floor, waiting in line by a wall and the middle schoolers were leaving their classrooms at this time. They were slammed around and pushed around as the big kids were walking around, so ALL of them came to my office and started to cry and moan at the same time. I know they weren't doing it on purpose because they were hurt, but it is so hard to keep everyone in line when they are all talking at once. So I got them in a line and one after an other I took their names and gave ice packs. I called all their parents, and that's that. But that was the most people I had in my office this year and my office is Tiny..

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Specializes in school nurse.

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At least they didn't all try Green Eggs and Ham today like mine did :barf02:

Hahaha yes! I am definitely grateful for that!!! Oh my! :roflmao:

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

I think I'll save these for date night. Our relationship is, well... complicated.

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Specializes in med-surg, IMC, school nursing, NICU.

A fat lady barfed in her purse!

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