Memo To All Students

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Memo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels

of quality work and productivity from students, it will be

our policy to keep all students well taught through our

program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other

schools.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of

S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will

immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our

lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the

S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching

others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING

LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL

RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course

emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING; SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love it!!!

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Didn't you hear...?? I got an A+ in S.H.I.T.

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I am queen of S.H.I.T.!!!

Kristy

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LOL that is so funny.i have this terrible urg to pin this up on our bb at school...I am so bad!

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Oh........S.H.I.T.!:roll

I especially like the developmental program acronym.

That expresses the look of angst perfectly.

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Specializes in PACU.

FUNNY

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Thanks for the laugh:rotfl: !!!

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Hmmmm.....Wonder how much S.H.I.T. I'd be in if I posted this in the nursing center???

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Specializes in Critical Care / Psychiatry.

Haha! That's great! :)

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LOLOLOL....now that was funny.

Fatima

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Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.

StudentNY gets a gold star for resurrecting this one ... :rotfl:

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