Mark Your Calender Now

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Ok, I couldn't resist. :D

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male

to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he

must commit suicide if he does,

So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked

to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any

neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is

recommended for this anti terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their

house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they

think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show

support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold

six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban

sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out

terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist

activity.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!

steph

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:roll

Where oh where is a flasher smiley when you need one?

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Great post, steph!!:rotfl:

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Well, it's a bit cold, but I wouldn't want to risk being labeled UNPATRIOTIC!!! COUNT ME IN!!!

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

:roll :roll

not going to do that here........... promise!

Karen

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

I'm there, Steph!

Superb idea! Please continue to spread the word.

Always willing to serve my country.

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

tee hee hee hee hee ..... obszoener.gif

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Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Can i just stand in my front doorway naked with a beer in hand? I mean, we'll still have our snow on the ground, and the warmest it's gonna get is 40 some degrees :eek:

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Originally posted by LPN2Be2004

Can i just stand in my front doorway naked with a beer in hand? I mean, we'll still have our snow on the ground, and the warmest it's gonna get is 40 some degrees :eek:

Sheeesh... and you're complaining? I'm just an hour or so from you and we've reached a big 25 degrees today with a 40 mph wind. 3.gif

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

Yo, Jnette -- Don't think for a minute I missed that little tease thing you're doing with that wrap in your first post (above).

I can dig it! :p

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

Hey it's freezing here! But on the plus side everything will pucker up and it will be like an instant body lift!!!!!

Or...........If I walk out naked it will just scare them back to Iraq!!!:eek:

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