March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ March 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

[NightNurseRN13]

My instructor said I have to turn my patient q2hr and that's due at 3:02:23

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

"Three o'clock and aaaaall's well (snicker) I've always wanted to say that." Nurse Betty is thinking all is not "well" and Jake needs a day off.

[DragonPurr]

"You'd think with all these clocks your mom could remember to take her meds on time!"

[mamagui]

And what time do you take your bathroom break?

[TheGerb, MSN]

"Maybe we should just use a dashboard?"

[TheGerb, MSN]

"It's 3 o' clock somewhere..."

[Not Your Nurse]

They say time is money so I got a bunch of clocks with my first paycheck.

[Not Your Nurse]

I need to answer 300 practice Nclex questions by 4pm, I figured these would help me keep track of time.

[Not Your Nurse]

Just 43,200 seconds till quit'n time....

[SopranoKris, MSN, RN, NP]

"Mrs. Jones wants to be sure you remember her 3 o'clock pain med"

[2prettyperiod]

DON's Be Like.....

If the nurses arent here by 3:01.....Im writing them up!

[cool_nurse, LPN]

Visitors: "I can't believe the nurses here are either forgetful or blind."