March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ March 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Specializes in Medicine.

Just because you've fast forwarded all the clocks on the unit to 3. The coffee break don't start until my clock says REAL 3 o'clock!

Specializes in skilled nursing, OR.

The moment your professor tells you your pharmacology final ends at 3.

Specializes in Mental Health.

"3 O' Clock vitals and I'v no seconds hand"

Specializes in Mental Health.

"Have a look outside - I know it says 3 but is it day or night?"

Hey, am I actually studying 'NURSING' OR 'TIMING', between why 3, 3, 3, 3, 3??!!... Now, I'm royally confused, someone please help!

Oh ye, I know it's 3 but really do you have to remind me with all these wall clocks.. Besides, my wristwatch functions perfectly!

Specializes in Emergency.

...and this is the break room, as you can see the Nurse manager wanted to make sure we kept track of time during lunch...

The top right clock is a minute faster, this shift is over, let's hit the road!

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Male student nurse: "In school we are learning that time management and organizational skills are important so I set up these clocks: That one is the bed bath clock, that one over there is the med pass clock, oh and THAT one is for care planning, the red one is the lunch break clock, and....."

Female nurse: "Um...yes I see but did you have to hang them all in the patient's room?"

I'm pretty sure this isn't how you create a TIME machine...

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

If little birds start popping out of those I'm outta here.

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Thanks for coming to the clock store with me. What do you think? I'm either going to make one into a wrist watch or hang it around my neck. I'm always running late and figured if I can REALLY see the time it will solve my problems.

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