Kids know best

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KIDS STILL HAVE IT RIGHT!

1. Dear God,

Please put another holiday between Christmas and

Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Amanda

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2. Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for

was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You

can look it up.

Joyce

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3. Dear Mr. God,

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to

come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet

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4. Dear God,

If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me

be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.

Denise

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6. God,

I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will

tell me.

Love, Alison

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7. Dear God,

How did you know you were God? Who told you?

Charlene

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8. Dear God,

Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses

his golf words in the house?

Anita

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9. Dear God,

I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody

in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our

family and I can never do it.

Nan

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10. Dear God,

Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto

You? If you did then I'm going to get even with my

brother.

Darla

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11. Dear God,

I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of

them. You really made up some good ones. I like

walking on water, too.

Glenn

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12. Dear God,

My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little

boy. How far back do you go?

Love, Dennis

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13. Dear God,

Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you

don't, who does?

Nan

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14. Dear God,

It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't

you get mixed up sometimes?

Arnold

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15. Dear God,

Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it

an accident?

Norma

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16. Dear God,

In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?

Jennifer

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17. Dear God,

What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you

had everything you wanted.

Jane

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18. Dear God,

How come you did all those miracles in the old days

and don't do any now?

Seymour

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19. Dear God,

Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp

this year.

Peter

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20. Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much

if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with

me and my brother.

Larry

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21. Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.

What's up? Don't forget.

Mark

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22. Dear God,

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both

ways before I cross the street.

Dean

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23. Dear God,

My brother told me about how you are born but it just

doesn't sound right. What do you say?

Marsha

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24. Dear God,

If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my

new shoes.

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25. Dear God,

Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know

him through the business?

Donny

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26. Dear God,

In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job.

Who does it when you are on vacation?

Jane

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27. Dear God,

In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but

in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he

steal your idea?

Sincerely, Donna

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28. Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.

Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just

saying that because you are already God.

Charles

29. Dear God,

It is great the way you always get the stars in the

right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?

Jeff

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30. Dear God,

I am doing the best I can. Really.

Frank

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31. Dear God,

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the

sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really

cool.

Carol

[PennyLane, RN]

HAhaha that's so cute! I especially like the one about no one being a better God than God.

[baseline]

#30 is my favorite

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

Too cute!

[FutureRN~Pookie]

That was WAY too cute. I don't have any kids of my own yet, but I babysit a 4 yr old and a 6 yr. old. They say the same kind of things! Thanks for the post- it really lightened my day!!

Pookie

[Just Angi]

#30 ROCKS!!! :)

[delirium]

I like #15... but I love giraffes. They rock.

[baseline]

Angi...I say that to my boss every day! LOL

[c.wicks]

A friend of mine was babysitting Joey, my 2yo son one day with her 3yo daughter, April. This was their first day together and each was an only child. The following day, I get a call from my friend who is laughing hysterically.

She said, "You won't believe what April said at the dinner table last night. Yesterday, when I was changing Joey's diapers, it never crossed my mind that April was paying any attention, until she stood up in her chair and said,

"Mama ....... Doey has a tail!"

[zudy]

Too cute!! I liked #3. Sometimes I wish it wasn't so easy for people to come apart,too.

[ShandyLynnRN, BSN, RN]

This just reminded me of something my 6 year old son said to me the other day....for some reason, he had some really BAAADDD gas, and while I was bending down to put something in the oven, he happened to "pass wind" right in my face!!!:chair: So I was kidding him about how rotten his butt was and yada yada...then his priceless reply..."yeah mom I know...I think I need a tic tac"...Ahh, kid's say the darndest things!!!:roll :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bagladyrn, RN]

A friend of mine's daughter had her own unique take on the deities: "God and the Goddess don't even live together - they just share an office"