January 2015 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Can you help us out? We have a cartoon with a missing caption.

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the winning caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ January 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

Specializes in LTC.

There you are! The pizza is here! Oh...umm...I'll save you a piece.

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"gave one of those 3-H enema's, eh?

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Specializes in Hospice.

Oh hi. I'm the ER doc on call, I take it this is my dementia patient that pulled out his IV. Looks like you've got a handle on it, I'll check back in a few.

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"I was thinking of painting my walls at home the same color, two birds with one stone"

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"Well, just consider it a free mud bath, who needs the spa?"

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Nurse Sally, your patient in 829 would like her water pitcher refilled STAT.

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Sh!t happens!

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knock, knock, oh um wrong room.

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The goal is to care for the patient, not wear the patient.

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He said he had to pass gas.

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

"Told ya, Milk and Molasses enema works EVERY time! Who could have guessed you were allergic to molasses?"

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Uh... I'll cancel the order for that laxative.

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