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January 2015 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Can you help us out? We have a cartoon with a missing caption.

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the winning caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ January 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

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Need some help in there? Umm....No? YES!

"It's ok, his stool sample came back negative for C-DIFF"

Mr. Smith's bowel prep isn't going so well.

So this is what happens when I order enemas?

"So I'm guessing the enema worked?"

I've never heard of an allergic reaction to giving enemas, but I supposed red boils and yellow pustules could be a sign of that.

'Code Brown room 416, Code Brown room 416!' is heard over the intercom..unfortunately the code team takes a little longer to arrive than Sally would have liked.

"Um nurse, whenever your ready we need you in room 201"

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Hey, I'm going to lunch, will you watch my patients for me?"

Did somebody call a code brown?

"Sally to the nurses station for a phone call, Sally to the nurses station"

There you are! The pizza is here! Oh...umm...I'll save you a piece.

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