Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

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Psych nurse action figure ?

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Oh, JRRNAF!

With Great Temerity AND Abandon?

You are One Audacious RN-Psych-Nurse-Action-Figure.

(Imagine you are hearing Rick Flair's Signature Vocalization: "WOOOOOO!")

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Oh, JRRNAF!

With Great Temerity AND Abandon?

You are One Audacious RN-Psych-Nurse-Action-Figure.

(Imagine you are hearing Rick Flair's Signature Vocalization: "WOOOOOO!")

Who???

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

Rick Flair - the Wrestler - not to be confused with Ricki Flare... one of my... uh, well i guess alter ego's is a suitable term for it...

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Rick Flair - the Wrestler - not to be confused with Ricki Flare... one of my... uh, well i guess alter ego's is a suitable term for it...

Oh dear . . . :sarcastic:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Oh dear . . . :sarcastic:

I'll need more information/clarification before I can offer such an opinion.

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I'll need more information/clarification before I can offer such an opinion.

I'm not tellin' :bag:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
I'm not tellin' :bag:

Oh, another bag user. I get it.

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Oh, another bag user. I get it.

You did borrow my bag earlier, so stop acting as if you've never bagged before. You have.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
You did borrow my bag earlier, so stop acting as if you've never bagged before. You have.

Guilty

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Poor JRRNPNAF is still perfecting his Alpha stance and piercing glare...

(This is called Empathy)

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
mc3 said:
a Therapeutic Intervention of some sort is needed.

Concept from Post #817

Davey Do said:

The Leader of the Acting Out Patients was the First to be given the Injection. As I attempted to Approach the Patient, the Alcohol Wipe was Slapped from my hand. The Goon Squad moved in Quietly and Quickly, put the Patient in a Therapeutic Hold, and I administered the Injection as they Escorted the Patient to the Time Out Room.

The other Patients took their Injections without Incident.

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Oh, JRRNPNAF,, you saved the day! He is too modest to tell what happened, but I will share. I was held prisoner in my clinic by the same group of kindergardeners that were creating havoc at my school! :eek: They tied me up with Christmas ribbon and tickled my feet until I nearly broke and told them where the ADHD med was...It was not pretty, folks, not pretty at all....The governor called out the Snowflake Patrol to save our school, but alas, they were failing. Their snowballs melted when they were launched against the Kg wing, and the kids just laughed...... The EOTS local union protest was becoming violent, the picketers were hitting each other with their picket signs. The students were running rampant through the corridors with sugarplums attached to their heads..it was madness, just madness. But then, who should appear on the roof but JRRNPNAF. He parachuted down with what looked like a grenade launcher, but was actually a gigantic syringe, and just like throwing a dart, he hit the biggest loudmouth kid right on the butt! Just like that! Perfect aim! At then, well, hold on to your seats, but that kid dropped like a ton of bricks. Out cold..with his mouth wide open, drooling peppermint candy cane goo. Well, you should have seen the other Kg students run! His use of Therapeutic Skills was amazing. The last I saw was little tiny feet running, running, running out to the PE field and the trees beyond. We'll never see them again!! After I was released, I was able to tend to Ms. Tiny, the Kg teacher who was tied up like a hog. I was able to unstick the Good Job! sticker from her mouth, and she sighed a great sigh of relief. Then she turned to me and said "Do I believe my eyes? Was that........JRRNPNAF?........I really saw him with my own eyes? Then great tears of relief came coursing down her face, making her eye makeup run but that was OK because, JRRNPNAF saved the day!

Oh, thank you, thank JRRNPFNAF, you're a hero amongst heros! I shall always been in your debt! (swoons.....)

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