Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

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Psych nurse action figure ?

... whoa.... that's deep.... i'mma need a minute

This is not a thread for the Shallow of Heart, nor the Weak of Spirit.

Dude(ette).

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
A Prayer has been Answered!

In the picture you posted with this message, it appears that Jacob's wrists are in restraints.

Just sayin'....

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
In the picture you posted with this message, it appears that Jacob's wrists are in restraints.

Just sayin'....

Many people come to find the Lord while incarcerated.

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Many people come to find the Lord while incarcerated.

:roflmao: True! and AMEN!

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Let me check...

Uh oh, JRRNPNAF, we have a problem here. The sprinkles had the OPPOSITE effect I had intended. The kindergarteners have turned rogue. Think the bar scene from the movie Gremlins. I mean, it's really sad. They're running around with trash cans on their heads sprinkling glitter everywhere, and the Elf on the Shelf has been beaten to a pulp. The teacher has been bound with Christmas garland and her mouth taped shut with a "Nice Job!" sticker pasted over her mouth. Water was seen running out of the classroom. It's chaos, man, chaos!

What is the antidote? Wait, I know! I think JRRNPNAF needs to come be the substitute teacher! Yes, that's it! On the day they have their holiday party! I truly believe that a Therapeutic Intervention of some sort is needed. Oh, JRRNPNAF, I heard you can work miracles. Please, oh please, won't you come help us out? For the sake of mankind????

:nailbiting: Sincerely scared,

mc3

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Uh oh, JRRNPNAF, we have a problem here. The sprinkles had the OPPOSITE effect I had intended. The kindergarteners have turned rogue. Think the bar scene from the movie Gremlins. I mean, it's really sad. They're running around with trash cans on their heads sprinkling glitter everywhere, and the Elf on the Shelf has been beaten to a pulp. The teacher has been bound with Christmas garland and her mouth taped shut with a "Nice Job!" sticker pasted over her mouth. Water was seen running out of the classroom. It's chaos, man, chaos!

What is the antidote? Wait, I know! I think JRRNPNAF needs to come be the substitute teacher! Yes, that's it! On the day they have their holiday party! I truly believe that a Therapeutic Intervention of some sort is needed. Oh, JRRNPNAF, I heard you can work miracles. Please, oh please, won't you come help us out? For the sake of mankind????

:nailbiting: Sincerely scared,

mc3

The future of America may be at stake here.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Thank you all for the Fodder- these are some Great Posts!

I'm at work tonight and only have Snippets of Time, so I will save the Responses to your Posts when I have World and Time to give them Adequate Credence.

However, this is a Quick Cartoon of with Verbatim Conversation that took place a short while ago, on the Gero Psych Unit, with a New Admission:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
mc3 said:
It's chaos, man, chaos!
OldDude said:
The future of America may be at stake here.

Gee Willikers, Jacob!

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Firm voice and unwavering eye contact?

(I'm not the Professional here. I'm "just a nurse".)

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Uh oh...trouble this morning...several members of local unit 3749 of the EOTS (Elf on the Shelf) union are picketing in front on the school, protesting the untimely death of Fred, the EOTS member who met his Maker in the Kg class. SOTN (Snowmen of the North) Tactical Unit is now pulling up in their refrigerated tank carrying a load of snowballs. Meanwhile the entire school campus is covered in mountains of cookie crumbles! Oh kind sir, please come and help!

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Uh oh...trouble this morning...several members of local unit 3749 of the EOTS (Elf on the Shelf) union are picketing in front on the school, protesting the untimely death of Fred, the EOTS member who met his Maker in the Kg class. SOTN (Snowmen of the North) Tactical Unit is now pulling up in their refrigerated tank carrying a load of snowballs. Meanwhile the entire school campus is covered in mountains of cookie crumbles! Oh kind sir, please come and help!

Of course, only cookies that comply with federal "food with minimal nutrition" guidelines are allowed on campus.

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

i trust that grief counseling is in place? If not, I am certain that JRRNPNAF can set up those services.

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