How to please a woman and a man

[kewlnurse]

how to please a impress a woman:

compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

how to impress a man

show up naked.

bring beer.

[donmurray]

"Sex in a Pan" My mouth watered at the thought,

"Just cut off what you would like, and keep the rest frozen" Then my eyes watered.......!

[sunnygirl272]

Originally posted by donmurray

"Sex in a Pan" My mouth watered at the thought,

"Just cut off what you would like, and keep the rest frozen" Then my eyes watered.......!

:roll :rotfl:

[kewlnurse]

Originally posted by shay

Dang that sounds gooooooooooooooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Kewl, if you're really a redneck, you must change your status to 'very kewl, very NEKKID,' darling. Naked sounds too YANKEE.

Ok will do

[kids]

Sorry micro...network card on my laptop died and I had to order a new one...

1 box yellow cake mix, baked as directed in a 9X13 pan-poke a bunch of hole in it with the end of a wooden spoon.

mix 1 (20oz) can crushed pineapple and 1 cup sugar in a sauce pan until bubbley and thickened, spread over cake.

cool

mix 1 box (the bigger one) vanilla pudding using only 2/3 the milk listed in the instructions, stir in 1 cup shredded coconut, spread over cake.

'frost' with cool whip and top with chopped marishino (sp?) cherries and chopped walnuts.

tastes even better after spending the night in the fridge.

[kids]

Originally posted by Shandy12

Micro,

I don't know if this is the one you want, but we know it as Sex in a Pan and here's the recipe:...

I have the same recipe but is named Layered Pudding Pie.

-nancy

[jurbyjunk]

Bring on the Guiness!

I'm with you about location, Shandy. Although I must admit that the jacuzzi was "steamy". The beach at night can be interesting but watch out for the sand. LOL.

[eltrip]

Originally posted by kids-r-fun

tastes even better after spending the night in the fridge.

Ok, my question is this: Does the cake taste better after it's been refrigerated overnight OR after the cake-eater has been refrigerated overnight? Brrrrrr!

[micro, RN]

kids-r-fun

Sex in a Pan!!!!! = Better than Sex

thank you, oh my taste buds cannot wait.........

*tastes better after a night in the frig'*

the dessert.....not the dessertee'

hehehehehehehehehe

I am going to have to go find my baking utensils and pans.........

micro cooks.........

call out the fire engines................

THX KIDS-R-FUN.............

so fun

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

Originally posted by micro

I am going to have to go find my baking utensils and pans.........

micro cooks.........

call out the fire engines................

Sounds like something my hubby would say!

Or that the smoke detector is my dinner bell.

Heather

[2MagnoliaTrees]

My favorite line from Steel Magnolias-"Y'all are too twisted for colored TV". Those recipes sound great and dangerous too,LOL.

[live4today, RN]

Originally posted by micro

k' kewl.....did you shoot the jukebox............

but rather than that......micro need a substitute for sex.....

so come on give'

kids-r-run.............give 'em up the recipe', please...............

hehehehehehehehehe

CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CAN'T GET ANY. :rotfl:

[live4today, RN]

Originally posted by jurbyjunk

........................The beach at night can be interesting but watch out for the sand. LOL.

A remedy for the sand? Throw down the towel...........:rotf: :rotfl: