How to please a woman and a man

[kewlnurse]

how to please a impress a woman:

compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

how to impress a man

show up naked.

bring beer.

[mlolsonny]

It's not better than sex, but close.

My recipe calls for a prepared chocolate cake with holes poked in it.

Pour on 1 jar of Mrs. Richardson's butterscotch caramel.

Cool.

Frost with Cool-Whip.

Sprinkle with Crushed Heath bars.

Still, not BETTER, but it is gooooood.

[mario_ragucci]

I like reading this, however, booze is not always a first choice because it will effect my libido. Now if its a first date and we want to cuddle, wine or beer or mixed drinks are okay. Some women can be the "sex on demand" type, and if she shows up with booze and is naked, she better not be expecting me to go all the way there, in that way. What she is wearing would be more appealing, or what she had to say. I just woke up :-)

[micro, RN]

Originally posted by 2MagnoliaTrees

My favorite line from Steel Magnolias-"Y'all are too twisted for colored TV". Those recipes sound great and dangerous too,LOL.

I gotta go back and watch Steel M............

thx for the line.......

black and white back in my house....

twisted micro................

hey, anybody got a take on Ya, Ya Sisterhood..........?

micro changes subject.....burned kitchen down when baking "Better than Sex"..........

sub for sex...........not for listing here............

hehehehehehe

micro :rotfl: :roll :roll :imbar micro blushes hard.........

or not really................

ya'all make me smile ;-)

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

Originally posted by micro

hey, anybody got a take on Ya, Ya Sisterhood..........?

The book or the movie, micro?

I haven't seen the movie because I'm only half way through the book. It's good, I've just been sidetracked lately. I was gonna try and finish it tonight, but I have a boo-boo, and the Vicodin is kicking in, making me veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy sleeeeeppppppyyyyy...

Heather

[micro, RN]

Heather, a boo- boo that needs vicodin..........poor heather.......

feel better soon.........

the book would probably last longer for micro' s enjoyment........

yaya sisterhood that is..........

thx

[Peeps Mcarthur]

My wife went to see it while she was out in KS visiting so I didn't get to see it(thank you God). We would have gone to it this weekend if it wasn't playing there(what wise scheduling AMC). It's too bad because I was really looking forward to the(great drugs you get in the looney bin:p) performance.

I missed it(dodged a bullet with my name on it)unfortunately and will have to watch a movie with less feeling(estrogen)called minority report.

My wife said it was "ok" so since she was not paticularly entertained,I would have been having difficulty following the plot(shot myself in the head).

Since I missed it(thank you God)I really can't tell you how I feel about it:stone

[Peeps Mcarthur]

:kiss

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Peeps! I'll give ya an A+ for honesty!

Heather

[bestblondRN]

micro--

Loved the book "Ya-Ya Sisterhood"--definitely a "chick" story, but has lots of laughs and tears.....haven't seen the movie yet, but am sure that Ellen Burstyn does a WONDERFUL Vivi.

My favorite line from Steel Magnolias was when the Olympia Dukakis character says, "If y'all don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me......" Ouizer Boudreaux (Shirley MacLaine) was my favorite character though--she's so ascerbic, but has the best lines--and that dog!!!!!!

[mlolsonny]

How about Dolly Parton's line "No one cries alone in my presence."

That is so true of me and many other nurses I know.

[Peeps Mcarthur]

Dirty Harry: "Go ahead punk.............make my day"

[zudy]

Peeps!!!!!!:roll :roll Please,Peeps don't hold back!! Out with it!! tell us how you REALLY feel about chick movies!