Nurses Announcements Archive
Published Jun 25, 2002
kewlnurse
427 Posts
how to please a impress a woman:
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
dance with her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her
how to impress a man
show up naked.
bring beer.
e-nurse
76 Posts
Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.
Rustyhammer
735 Posts
Well,
It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!
-Russell
live4today, RN
5,099 Posts
Originally posted by e-nurse Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.
:chuckle :roll :chuckle The stone cold truth, e-nurse! :chuckle
911fltrn
159 Posts
And women say it's hard to find a "Good Man"
kids
1 Article; 2,334 Posts
Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.
micro, RN
1,173 Posts
Originally posted by kids-r-fun Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.
and kid'r'fun.........
I agree with you.....
like why not...........
better than a St. Bernard"
but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)
hehehehehehehehehehehe
and why wouldn't you believe this........
micro and out...............
jayna, RN
269 Posts
Originally posted by Rustyhammer Well,It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!-Russell
:chuckle
Originally posted by micro but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur) hehehehehehehehehehehe and why wouldn't you believe this........ micro and out...............
WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
WELL SAID!
Heather
Originally posted by jayna WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll
:kiss well, what about the guy?????
micro is wicked in her thoughts........
snake wine...........naked guy?
oh, my
lions, and tigers and bears, oh my
:p
must stop, moving out of the pg realm of this forum
Peeps Mcarthur
1,018 Posts
Gary Larson style cartoon(if I could draw) in my head after she mentioned snake wine.
Caption:
"Although sought after in any vintage, Snake wine is hard to find..........for "snake stomping" is a lost art and the skilled laborer talented enough to extract the reptiles rare jucies a dying breed.............No really, they're dying".
:roll
Ok.......I'll go back to the books.