How to please a woman and a man

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how to please a impress a woman:

compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

how to impress a man

show up naked.

bring beer.

e-nurse

76 Posts

Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.

Rustyhammer

735 Posts

Well,

It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!

-Russell

live4today, RN

5,099 Posts

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.
Originally posted by e-nurse

Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.

:chuckle :roll :chuckle The stone cold truth, e-nurse! :chuckle

911fltrn

159 Posts

And women say it's hard to find a "Good Man"

kids

1 Article; 2,334 Posts

Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.

micro, RN

1,173 Posts

Originally posted by kids-r-fun

Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.

and kid'r'fun.........

I agree with you.....

like why not...........

better than a St. Bernard"

but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......

chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)

hehehehehehehehehehehe

and why wouldn't you believe this........

micro and out...............

jayna, RN

269 Posts

Originally posted by Rustyhammer

Well,

It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!

-Russell

:chuckle

jayna, RN

269 Posts

Originally posted by micro

but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......

chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)

hehehehehehehehehehehe

and why wouldn't you believe this........

micro and out...............

:D WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll

OBNURSEHEATHER

1,961 Posts

Originally posted by kids-r-fun

Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.

WELL SAID!

Heather

micro, RN

1,173 Posts

Originally posted by jayna

:D WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll

:kiss well, what about the guy?????

micro is wicked in her thoughts........

snake wine...........naked guy?

oh, my

lions, and tigers and bears, oh my

:p :p :p

must stop, moving out of the pg realm of this forum

Peeps Mcarthur

1,018 Posts

Gary Larson style cartoon(if I could draw) in my head after she mentioned snake wine.

Caption:

"Although sought after in any vintage, Snake wine is hard to find..........for "snake stomping" is a lost art and the skilled laborer talented enough to extract the reptiles rare jucies a dying breed.............No really, they're dying".

:roll

Ok.......I'll go back to the books.:o

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