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Originally posted by kids-r-funGee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.
and kid'r'fun.........
I agree with you.....
like why not...........
better than a St. Bernard"
but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)
hehehehehehehehehehehe
and why wouldn't you believe this........
micro and out...............
Originally posted by micro
but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)
hehehehehehehehehehehe
and why wouldn't you believe this........
micro and out...............
WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll
Gary Larson style cartoon(if I could draw) in my head after she mentioned snake wine.
Caption:
"Although sought after in any vintage, Snake wine is hard to find..........for "snake stomping" is a lost art and the skilled laborer talented enough to extract the reptiles rare jucies a dying breed.............No really, they're dying".
:roll
Ok.......I'll go back to the books.
kewlnurse
427 Posts
how to please a impress a woman:
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
dance with her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her
how to impress a man
show up naked.
bring beer.