How many times?

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  1. How long before students stop the thread-piling process?

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      one week
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      three weeks
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      six months
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      if/when they eventually pass NCLEX, whenever that is
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      never

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How many new threads do you think will be posted on this forum, one stacked on top of the next, all in a row showing everyone that everyone is saying THE SAME THING, before people stop starting new threads to repeat the IDENTICAL question the last person did, in the VERY VISIBLE thread just below theirs?

Please respond right now. I can't stand the wait.

Specializes in Forensic Psych.

I've tried to take your poll 7 times and failed. Any tips?

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Specializes in ICU/ Surgery/ Nursing Education.
YES! Click "view results" and you'll get an accurate reading of the poll as of that moment! And I won't even charge you eight bucks to see it :)

Although, I'll want you to name your firstborn after me....for a girl, I expect to receive notice of a little "RNs", for a boy, a little "RWe" :D

Sorry, first born was a long time ago. No more born cause the biological clock ran out for us. I will call my last child in the house as Ms. Rwe for the rest of the day just for you.

By the way, the review quick results said I passed.....:whistling:

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I've tried to take your poll 7 times and failed. Any tips?

Ha! Yes, here's a tip: give up trying to take polls. You were obviously never meant to take polls, and you can't do them correctly, so you should just let it go. Leave poll-taking for those who are better suited for said polls!

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Excuse me, I have to call Allnurses and complain about the amount it took for these responses to post. Expect sanctions because you made me wait

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I was going to start a drinking game but was afraid of alcohol toxicity

It is Saturday night. I'm down. :whistling:

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Ha! Yes, here's a tip: give up trying to take polls. You were obviously never meant to take polls, and you can't do them correctly, so you should just let it go. Leave poll-taking for those who are better suited for said polls!

*GASP* I cant beleive u sed that! Its my dreeeeem to take pols an I wont stop jus bc u dont think im good enuf! ull be takin polls from me sumday! u dont no me! WWwaaaaAAAAAaaahhhh!

(Apologies for going a little overboard at the end there...) :)

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Specializes in Critical Care Transport.

This is the funniest thread I have seen all week!

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Never. It will be just like the old "does the PVT really work?" threads. Everyone needs their own thread because their situation is different than everyone else's. I was going to start a drinking game but was afraid of alcohol toxicity

You had me right up until the "was" word, instead of "am"!!

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

We could have a full blown nuclear war with (insert enemy of the moment), and people will be whining because the magnetic pulse will destroy all electronics, making it impossible for them to get NCLEX results. ("Waaahhh! This is so not fair! Why couldn't we wait to bomb _______ until next week so at least I could die knowing I passed NCLEX?") Inevitably, some will blame Obama for not getting their NCLEX results.

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We could have a full blown nuclear war with (insert enemy of the moment), and people will be whining because the magnetic pulse will destroy all electronics, making it impossible for them to get NCLEX results. ("Waaahhh! This is so not fair! Why couldn't we wait to bomb _______ until next week so at least I could die knowing I passed NCLEX?") Inevitably, some will blame Obama for not getting their NCLEX results.

LOL I love this!!

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Never. It will be just like the old "does the PVT really work?" threads. Everyone needs their own thread because their situation is different than everyone else's. I was going to start a drinking game but was afraid of alcohol toxicity

So, how does it work? Do you do a shot every time someone mentions "NCLEX," or "PVT"?

I saw an episode of "Frasier" when Frasier, Niles, and their dad Martin were watching "Antiques Roadshow," and every time someone said "veneer" they would cry "beer!" and take a swig.

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PM me your credit card, if there is an easy answer you will not be billed $200. If you are billed, the answer will appear in 18 new threads with the answer by the time you check back. Guaranteed to be 50% accurate.

PM me your credit card # for NCLEX results and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear AND give you an encouraging email! It would go something like this and be auto generated so the sender would think I was truly interested:

Dear ______. Thank you for your generous donation of $200. Of course you passed the test with ___ questions. Although this is the ___ time you've attempted the test, running out of time and answering only ___ questions is a good sign. The Internet, someone I vaguely know, and my uncle Louie in a coma told me so.

(I am not serious. Do not send any money!)

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