How I feel about group projects...

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Specializes in Pedi.

I hate group projects... have hated them since the 4th grade when I had to do a project on the state of Vermont. Still remember who my group was for that project too. It was then, at the age of 9, that I realized that if I wanted something done correctly I'd have to do it myself. Then there was that horrendous group project in 10th grade Health class... a class that all 10th grade students took, so the straight A students were in the same class with the kids who hardly ever came to class and were either going to drop out or get expelled sooner of later. We had a group of about 6. Another girl and I did the entire project. It was obvious even to the teacher, to the point where she took us aside after class and told us that our grade was a full letter grade higher than everyone else's for the project.

I lost money, time, and effort, by having to take an incomplete and repeat the course due to the fiasco of one of my group projects. I told the instructor everything, everything. I had to drive an hour and a half to go to work on night shift the night before the presentation and one of the members didn't even show up for the group meeting. Two others had done absolutely nothing. The instructor let me off the hook, but he did not take any action against those who did nothing. That was probably the worst group project of my academic career. Funny, though, that I can not remember a single group project that was a worthwhile endeavor.

I had one instructor who made us have "group essay" tests in one of our last 2 courses of nursing school. When we could choose our own group, that was fine, but random groups were assigned in 4 of the 6 tests. I, as well as few others were P***** on several occasions. I am an admitted control freak, and dammit, I wanted to be in control of my grade, not whomever was doing the writing. Wooosah, it's over now, think of my happy place, think of my happy place...

That is just not ok. And that's the thing: you can put your heart and soul into it, but if your partners suck, you're screwed.

I hate them. I've always hated them and REFUSE to assign them to my students.

:yes: Very much appreciated!!!!

Group projects are the worst. I may be slightly Type A crazy lady though.. So maybe it's mutual and the others in my group hate me too :)

I hate when I'm in a group and there's that one control freak that tries to do everything their way. I too have my own ideas of how things should get done but because its a group assignment, I ask input from all. I think groups should function like a democracy but there is always one know-it-all that becomes a dictator. Worst is when the dictator complains that she did all the work when she wont let others help. I'm not that assertive and if someone is dead set on having things a certain way, I usually give in to be nice. The times where I have stood up for myself have ended badly.

Group projects suck and are always a lose-lose situation. Or a lose-lose-lose situation depending on how many people are in your group.

The best case scenario is when tasks are split up and done independently then combined on presentation day.

I hate when I'm in a group and there's that one control freak that tries to do everything their way. I too have my own ideas of how things should get done but because its a group assignment, I ask input from all. I think groups should function like a democracy but there is always one know-it-all that becomes a dictator. Worst is when the dictator complains that she did all the work when she wont let others help. I'm not that assertive and if someone is dead set on having things a certain way, I usually give in to be nice. The times where I have stood up for myself have ended badly.

Group projects suck and are always a lose-lose situation. Or a lose-lose-lose situation depending on how many people are in your group.

The best case scenario is when tasks are split up and done independently then combined on presentation day.

LOL! You would hate working with me. I had to do group projects all through school, from elementary on, and when I didn't take over and make sure everyone did their part, then fix what they screwed up, I'd get a B or C. I'd get flak from the teachers, from my parents, from my brothers, from everybody. It just wasn't worth it to me to sit back and let other people ruin my grade.

By the time I got to nursing school, I didn't even have to think about it. I had learned to streamline the process so no one got their panties too twisted, but I wasn't about to let my classmates blow my grade. At that point, I needed all the help I could get!

I hate them. I've always hated them and REFUSE to assign them to my students.

I love you!

I think almost everyone hates them so asking that question ahead of time to use in grouping people won't change much.

We hate them. For the most part.

You get them at work too though. I was asked to work with another co-worker to update the emergency notebook that sits on the shelf gathering dust. It was made over 10 years ago. The phone numbers of people were either all wrong (no cell phone numbers; only home numbers) or people were gone.

I love the other person but the other person did not do their part and it still sits . . . waiting. I'm tempted to just do it myself but part of me rebels at that.

So, the emergency folder that no one ever looks at and that just gathers dust on a shelf is still waiting to be updated. :sarcastic:

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
I hate them. I've always hated them and REFUSE to assign them to my students.

They're unfair to the student who is conscientious and is stuck with people in his/her group who are slackers. If they don't do their assigned sections of the project, what is the good student supposed to do?

I usually am forced to become the "dictator" because when asked for ideas or volunteers of who will do what I get met with "uhh, I dunno" or complete silence. Sorry but no, that doesn't work for me. There can't be a democracy if everyone is sitting around twiddling their thumbs waiting for the group project fairy to come along and make everything great.

docile lacky who does what they're told.

REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!! I'll let everyone else have panic attacks over stupid stuff then when they decide what they want to do I do it. And when the thing falls apart I just shrug it off because I didn't really make any major decisions, I did the best I could, and I have other grades to make up for any problems. There were never really any problems. Just some snippy people who would go far in life if they stopped opening their mouths so much. :D Some people like to make mountains out of molehills. I don't think people liked working with me because I was working full time while going to school so I couldn't make meetings people set up and didn't get them assignments on the timeline they wanted.

I guess I just wasn't the control freak type. I just let everyone have their power trip so we can all be friends.

Specializes in Hospital medicine; NP precepting; staff education.
I usually am forced to become the "dictator" because when asked for ideas or volunteers of who will do what I get met with "uhh, I dunno" or complete silence. Sorry but no, that doesn't work for me. There can't be a democracy if everyone is sitting around twiddling their thumbs waiting for the group project fairy to come along and make everything great.

PREACH!

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