How to get rid of the plumber's crack?

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I am currently a CNA in a LTC. My problem is, by the middle of the shift, I'll be showing a little of myself everytime I bend down. I'm a big guy about 250lbs down from 300lbs. From all the lifting and repositioning, I tend to sweat and my pants seem to get looser and my undershirt gets untucked. That's where my problem begins. I've tried many different things to avoid the problem: re-tucking my shirt, wearing a larger undershirt, wearing a tighter undershirt, tieing (sp?) my pants as tight as possible. Being that I'm going to be working in a hospital (ortho) within two weeks, I really don't want everybody in the hospital to see my plumber's crack. Any suggestions?

Specializes in SICU, MICU, CICU, NeuroICU.

Tuck your shirt into your underwear

We should start a trend.... Women have there cleavage men should have there own butt cleavage. LMAO @ Jeffs comments and remember boys and girls Crack Kills.

Crack Kills...

Specializes in Nursing Professional Development.

While I was playing a board game with my nieces and nephew over the recent holiday weekend, my 7 year-old nephew (who was bending over the table to move his piece on the game board) suddenly stood up, pulled the back of his pants up, and said, "I'm starting to look like a construction worker!" 7 years old! I guess it starts early in some males.

New nursing diagnosis: Precosious butt cleavage

Specializes in Gerontological, cardiac, med-surg, peds.
While I was playing a board game with my nieces and nephew over the recent holiday weekend, my 7 year-old nephew (who was bending over the table to move his piece on the game board) suddenly stood up, pulled the back of his pants up, and said, "I'm starting to look like a construction worker!" 7 years old! I guess it starts early in some males.

New nursing diagnosis: Precosious butt cleavage

Bwaha! :lol2::chuckle:lghmky::yeah:

thanks for the laugh. made my day. btw, i had a cpl males in my clinicals and did not mind the added exposure, so to speak...................

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