Heaven vs Hell

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Nurse

Recruiter was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived

up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in

though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've

never once had a Nurse Recruiter make it this far and we're not really

sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to,

but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day

in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you

want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",

said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went

down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping

out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance

was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends and

fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in

evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both

cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round

of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an

excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually

really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes

and dancing.

She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time

to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the

elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly

Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the

next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and

singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were

up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven.

Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never

thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but

I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went

down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she

found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and

filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the

garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't

understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a

golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had

a great time. Now all there is wasteland of garbage and all my friends

look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,

today you're staff.

[BadBird, BSN, RN]

:chuckle Ain't it the truth :roll

[CraftyLPN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: how true. how true!!!

[emily_mom]

LMAO!!! How true!

[l.rae]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!:roll:

[ptnurse]

I am absolutely taking this one to work. What a hoot!!!

[jemb]

Very funny!!! Gotta take this one to work.

[Pretzlgl]

OH so true!!! Now I can't wait to go to work...

[baseline]

Oh mercy!!! If this ain't the truth!!!!!

[moz]

That's great, I love it!!!!!!!:)

[Mkue]

Good one:chuckle

[Lacey_BSN]

That was like my first nursing job,1st day everything went good,everyone was nice and helpfull,The next was just hell:devil