gyn prob. in the ER??? GUESS THE DIAGNOSIS

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What would you think??? complaints of R MID-LOW BACK PAIN INTERMITTENTLY FOR 3 YEARS -extreme lady partsl pressure x3 days feels like insides coming out but that pain also intermittent also rectal pressure that started with the lady partsl pressure also intermittent. Also throat feels like its closing up ....hard to swallow ...also-intermittent!! and of course -this is just a scenario;)

lol...... this diagnosis would be *LIAR* LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ... after we sat there did every uncomfortable test we could possibly do she says ...Can i tell you something ...im not having any of those problems i say thats great I'll let the dr. know but He will still probably want to run the test ( since after all they have been coming and going) she says NO, I mean I havent EVER had any of those problems (?????) im here because I need a work and court excuse! DONT ASK! REALLY????!!!

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lol...... this diagnosis would be *LIAR* LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ... after we sat there did every uncomfortable test we could possibly do she says ...Can i tell you something ...im not having any of those problems i say thats great I'll let the dr. know but He will still probably want to run the test ( since after all they have been coming and going) she says NO, I mean I havent EVER had any of those problems (?????) im here because I need a work and court excuse! DONT ASK! REALLY????!!!

OMG!!!! REALLY !!!

Next up !!!!

ER Drive thru Excuse Express Lane !! Every facility needs one :uhoh3::jester::eek:

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Why would she lie for the court excuse and then come clean? What a waste of time for everyone. Is there treatment for liars?

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Damn and here I was hoping it was an allergic reaction!

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Specializes in LTC.

WOW. Just. wow.

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Specializes in Trauma/Tele/Surgery/SICU.

I think if I needed an excuse that bad I would have came up with something that would not involve the probing of my nether regions. eeeeyuck! hasn't she ever heard of strep throat?

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Specializes in Peds Medical Floor.

Wow I hope her insurance didn't pay for all those tests and care after she fessed up.

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Wow I hope her insurance didn't pay for all those tests and care after she fessed up.

Joking, right?

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Specializes in I like everything except ER.

psych consult !

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Specializes in cardiac, oncology.
Wow I hope her insurance didn't pay for all those tests and care after she fessed up.

I was thinking she was uninsured or on medicaid.

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Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.
lol...... this diagnosis would be *LIAR* LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ... after we sat there did every uncomfortable test we could possibly do she says ...Can i tell you something ...im not having any of those problems i say thats great I'll let the dr. know but He will still probably want to run the test ( since after all they have been coming and going) she says NO, I mean I havent EVER had any of those problems (?????) im here because I need a work and court excuse! DONT ASK! REALLY????!!!

:hhmth::hhmth::hhmth::hhmth: Now I have heard it all!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in Hospice / Ambulatory Clinic.

I bet you wish she "did" have a sex toy shoved up where the sun don't shine after that.

Yes yes wishing for that makes me a horrible nurse but hey I already knew that ;D

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