Suggested new NANDA diagnosis

  1. There's a form in the back of my NANDA book to send in suggested new NANDA nursing diagnoses. May I humbly present this one?

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    Inadequate Student Nurse Understanding Related to Befuddling and Slightly Arbitrary Nursing Diagnosis Taxonomies, As Evidenced by Slack Jaws and Glazed Eyes in the Classroom

    See also,

    Care Plan Panic, Risk for

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    Suggested Interventions, anyone?
    Last edit by JoseQuinones on Dec 16, '13 : Reason: wordplay
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    About JoseQuinones, BSN, RN

    Joined: Jun '13; Posts: 285; Likes: 1,054
    Nursing student; from PR
    Specialty: 5 year(s) of experience

    7 Comments

  3. by   christina731
    This made me lol!! It's nice to see some humor on this board! Thanks for sharing!
  4. by   SopranoKris
    Hehehe, love it
  5. by   CountryMomma
    I'd be an expert at this one. Wouldn't even need the book for it. The AEB would be just looking into a mirror.
  6. by   Lev <3
    Interventions:

    Ensure student that nursing schools almost lasts forever, but not forever
    Instruct student to sleep 8-9 hours a night (ha ha ha)
    Educate student about the risks and benefits of caffeine
  7. by   RunBabyRN
    Quote from Lev <3
    Interventions:

    Ensure student that nursing schools almost lasts forever, but not forever
    Instruct student to sleep 8-9 hours a night (ha ha ha)
    Educate student about the risks and benefits of caffeine
    I remember second semester, our M/S instructor told us to take a day a week to ourselves. We all got a good laugh out of that one! SMH. What kind of reality do these instructors think we have??
  8. by   EaglesWings21
    Day to myself? I am in nursing school, have 3 kids, and work 2 jobs. A day to myself means doing laundry and catching up on cleaning the house!!! lol

    And maybe, just maybe, I might have time in between semesters to paint!!
  9. by   TU RN
    Evaluation: student demonstrates success in nursing program curriculum and obtains state licensure as a registered nurse.

    Keep your eyes on the prize and stay focused. You'll be there before you know it.

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