Okay, why do ER nurses think they're so cool?

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I get it, we on the floor don't see what you see- gunshots, knife cuts, fights, rape victims. But you chose that. Nursing is a wide, varied profession and ER is just a piece of it. So you work with firefighters, paramedics, police. Okay. But you're not a firefighter, paramedic or a police officer. You're a nurse. When you call the floor for report and we say we're too busy right now, we'll call you back, please don't call your boss, or the House Supervisor, and tell them we refused report. Again, I get it. Nobody is as busy as you. But we may have had our hands deep in poop, or in the middle of a dressing change, or with a doctor, or administering chemotherapy. Or we may be already getting report from the offgoing shift. And yes, another nurse is just as busy and can't take the report I would rather get first hand anyway. When we get report from you for a hip fracture patient and you say the BP is 191/92 and she has a history of hypertension, please don't get offended if I ask if you've covered the blood pressure. I know she's being admitted with a hip fracture and not for hypertension. But hypertension is something we're aware of, because it is also bad. If you send the patient up without covering the BP, by the time she's moved from gurney to bed that BP has spiked to over 200 and I have a possible stroke to add to that fracture. Will it kill you to walk over to your MD, the one with whom you enjoy a closer relationship, and ask for some Vasotec? And while you're at it, could you not forget some pain meds before you send the patient to the floor? You see, I have to call the admitting MD, that very MD your doctor just spoke with to admit the patient, and wait until he calls back, before I can give any medications. That can and does take hours. Meanwhile I have an increasingly uncomfortable, unstable patient and a family who is getting very concerned that this new nurse can't help their mother.

I'm sorry for the long post, but I just read another Megalomaniac ER blog slamming floor nurses as stupid and lazy, refusing report, fighting with ER because they're uncomfortable taking unstable patients ER wants to move because they need the beds. There is more than just you, ER.

OK, so why don't M/S nurses think they are cool?

They aren't.

At least not as a field. It's not a cool job. If it was, there wold be TV shows about it.

That doesn't preclude the possiblity of a cool individual becoming a m/s nurse. Just like you might meet an accountant who happens to be cool.

Specializes in Med/surg, Quality & Risk.
They aren't.

At least not as a field. It's not a cool job. If it was, there wold be TV shows about it.

That doesn't preclude the possiblity of a cool individual becoming a m/s nurse. Just like you might meet an accountant who happens to be cool.

Oh jeez, I can see it now.... "M/S" ....alcoholic pancreatitis case pukes on nurse's shoes... GI bleed craps on nurse's shoes...old confused dude falls out of bed onto nurses' shoes... if anything it'd be a great way for Alegria and Dansko to get some business

Specializes in M/S, Travel Nursing, Pulmonary.
They aren't.

At least not as a field. It's not a cool job. If it was, there wold be TV shows about it.

That doesn't preclude the possiblity of a cool individual becoming a m/s nurse. Just like you might meet an accountant who happens to be cool.

Oh jeez, I can see it now.... "M/S" ....alcoholic pancreatitis case pukes on nurse's shoes... GI bleed craps on nurse's shoes...old confused dude falls out of bed onto nurses' shoes... if anything it'd be a great way for Alegria and Dansko to get some business

Yeah, like other people have said about how the ER attracts (for the most part) a certain personality, I think the same goes for M/S. And the personality type it attracts isn't me. I've known for some time now it's not my niche, but..........its the only unit I was able to secure a schedule that left me off nights 95% of the time.

I'd love to go to the ER TBH with you, but IDK about that at my current facility.

Specializes in Emergency.
Oh jeez, I can see it now.... "M/S" ....alcoholic pancreatitis case pukes on nurse's shoes... GI bleed craps on nurse's shoes...old confused dude falls out of bed onto nurses' shoes... if anything it'd be a great way for Alegria and Dansko to get some business

What if there er shows that were set up like CSI or Law & Order? and were "real life"?

ER - abdominal pain x4 days

ER - chronic pain, well known to us

ER- abdominal pain, ha, back pain, my leg hurts, i have a toothache and i also have chest pain can i have a sandwich?

ER - my 1st hangover

ER - when the narcan kicks in

ER - charcoal body painting

the possibilities are endless.....

Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.
What if there er shows that were set up like CSI or Law & Order? and were "real life"?

ER - abdominal pain x4 days (what do you mean it's just cramps!)

ER - chronic pain, well known to us (I'm allergic to Demerol, Morphine, Toradol and all Nsaids..What's that Di ....Dilau....Dilaud stuff?)

ER- abdominal pain, ha, back pain, my leg hurts, i have a toothache and i also have chest pain can i have a sandwich? :uhoh3::uhoh3: (Can you get me my inhailers they're in my overnight bag)

ER - my 1st hangover :lol2::lol2:

ER - when the narcan kicks in (I like 4 point leathers :smokin:)

ER - charcoal body painting (I LOVE THIS!!!!) :yeah::yeah:

the possibilities are endless.....

ER- I am NOT sexually active, I had my peroid 2 weeks ago! (as the baby's crowning)

ER- What the %#@* is in my D@%K! (in reference to the foley of course)

I couldn't resist adding to the list......this might make a good thread!

Specializes in Emergency.

Thread highjack completed. Damn er nurses.

Specializes in ER.
You read one post without reading the rest? I had already received the an adequate explanation to my question from the other defender of the ER nurses. I have no problem with the ER. I have lots of friends that work there. Since I do not normally work in the ER, I am not familiar with the routine. I just know when the ER calls to inquire about bed availability and gives me a name of the patient to be admitted, sometimes hours can go by before they are admitted. And then all of the sudden it has to be NOW! If they know they are going to admit, they should go ahead and do it. I believe also that I had defended the urgent nature of the ER nurse in one of my earlier post. You can find it in this thread if you like to know what I really think. Some folks on this forum seem to want to argue more than talk abouit technical things that might help improve one another's practice. I of ocurse do not mean anyone that has posted in this thread however.

I replied as just another ER point of view, not because I didn't read the arduous posts.

Specializes in ER.
What if there er shows that were set up like CSI or Law & Order? and were "real life"?

ER - abdominal pain x4 days

ER - chronic pain, well known to us

ER- abdominal pain, ha, back pain, my leg hurts, i have a toothache and i also have chest pain can i have a sandwich?

ER - my 1st hangover

ER - when the narcan kicks in

ER - charcoal body painting

the possibilities are endless.....

or as I'm starting to do now to make a young person get the point..

my Alcohol overdose: waking up with a diaper on...

Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.
Thread highjack completed. Damn er nurses.

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: It's that ADHD and that ability to make a joke out of anything!!!!

See? Another reason ER nurses are COOL.......:smokin:

Specializes in Emergency Medicine.
ER - chronic pain, well known to us (I'm allergic to Demerol, Morphine, Toradol and all Nsaids..What's that Di ....Dilau....Dilaud stuff?)

They're NEVER allergic to Demerol....

How about being on Methadone and Oxycontin with Percocet 10's for "breakthrough" pain

showing up for vague pain complaints??? What more do you want?

Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.
They're NEVER allergic to Demerol....

How about being on Methadone and Oxycontin with Percocet 10's for "breakthrough" pain

showing up for vague pain complaints??? What more do you want?

They are when they want Dilaudid....:lol2:

Specializes in M/S, Travel Nursing, Pulmonary.

I have, in another thread, discovered the ER's true patron saint/Deity.

It is Buddha. Hence forth, all ERs will sustain a large Buddha statue above the entrance to their ER. And all his disciples (the ER nurses) will be renamed (on this site and in RL) Buddha1, Buddha2...............and so on.

[Hopes the ER nurses never figure out, Buddha was picked because all this statues show him sitting, a very good representation of ER nurses indeed.]

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