Specialties NICU
Published Aug 18, 2007
What are some of the funniest names that you guys and gals have seen at work? I'll start
Twins : Roderrick and Roderricka,
Twins : Autumn and Fall
Girl : Asshole (A-sole-lee)
P.s. This thread is just for fun.....
lccougar02
120 Posts
ok i admitted a baby not too long ago and they named her: Ocean Freshaire
are you kidding me?? lol
elthia
554 Posts
Brylee
MaLena
Kimlani
Safira
Yeyisha
Janae'
Jaxon
Draven
Ta'Niya
Centauri
Jakhi
Were all recently born in my home town. I always cringe at MaLena, no matter how you spell it I think of tarry poop.
travelingkind
9 Posts
Hi all,
I'm in the NICU (5 1/2 years)...
I have taken care of a ...
Heaven Lee, Princess, Miracle Star,
Brinaje (pronounced Brin-asia) - I pronounced this name wrong to the mom, she did a head bob, put her hands on her hips and said it her way. I said, "well, if you had named her something normal, it would be a lot easier to say!" I then explained that all of her baby's life, people will mispronounce her name. Funny, we never got along after that.
{edited for language** Stevern21- Allnurse Mod
Lexus & Sierra, their older sibling was Mercedes.
Semaude, Samaria, Unique
Before me, the nurses reported having twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced Lemahn-jelo and Orahn-jelo) I can't vouch for these guys since they were before me.
In the delivery room, we had to talk a mom out of Placenta
One kid who had 24 of 26 letters from the alphabet in the name.
Many kids who's names are so hard to pronounce with all the apostrophes, dashes, Q's, Z's, Y's, J's, and so forth.
We have had several Nevaeh's (it's a pretty popular name these days), and Destiny's.
My wife is a school teacher and reports equally diverse names in the classroom.
Travelingkind.
Imafloat, BSN, RN
1 Article; 1,289 Posts
I didn't see this name at work, but it is real.
SaQuella
all I could think of was sequale and how I couldn't wait to come here and post.
CoriDoor
1 Post
Names! Gotta love the weird ones...
I remember after the Matrix came out, we also had a boy named "Neo"... really messed up our ID lables that had "Neo" on all the patient lables for the Neonatal kids---I think I had to have talks with every other department in the hospital at one point or another explaining," No, his NAME is "Neo", and he's ALSO a Neonatal patient." Oh brother! And... at the same time a girl named Trinity, who's parents were Jewish. Huh?
Also, at my current hospital, we had twin boys named Nyquil, and Neosynephrine. Alrighty then....
i found this link on a blog i was reading today. this is his birth announcement.
urhines kendall icy eight special k
ebear, BSN, RN
934 Posts
Ben Dover (and I'm not kidding) "Dover" was his last name.
dilleweed
64 Posts
i found this link on a blog i was reading today. this is his birth announcement.urhines kendall icy eight special k
that is awesome! :rotfl::roll
These parents arces need to be kicked!!!! I hope when they are old enough, the kids will change their names!!! HOW STUPID!!!!!! I also had a woman name her son "Nosmo". She saw a sign on two doors of a restricted area: Nosmo on one door, King on the other. "King" was her last name!!!!
I'm not kidding about that either!!!
RNCFinally
4 Posts
we had twins Fransica and Franzika.... poor kids
Also had a baby named Gray... Mom was black and dad white and they said Black and white make Gray!!!
NebraskaRN
63 Posts
Nacerima (american backwords)
Prince-Kalem Zakee Gang
Triplets A,B,C (Alexis, Bailey, Chloe)
We also had parents change the names of their triplets because when they came out they did not come out A,B,C
Sophia Loren
Ava Gardener
Oh yeah I forgot
Meconium (for a girl we talked them out of it)
Ultra Platinum Steel