Funny Names

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What are some of the funniest names that you guys and gals have seen at work? I'll start

Twins : Roderrick and Roderricka,

Twins : Autumn and Fall

Girl : Asshole (A-sole-lee)

P.s. This thread is just for fun.....

Specializes in NICU and travel nursing.

ok i admitted a baby not too long ago and they named her: Ocean Freshaire

are you kidding me?? lol

Brylee

MaLena

Kimlani

Safira

Yeyisha

Janae'

Jaxon

Draven

Ta'Niya

Centauri

Jakhi

Were all recently born in my home town. I always cringe at MaLena, no matter how you spell it I think of tarry poop.

Specializes in NICU.

Hi all,

I'm in the NICU (5 1/2 years)...

I have taken care of a ...

Heaven Lee, Princess, Miracle Star,

Brinaje (pronounced Brin-asia) - I pronounced this name wrong to the mom, she did a head bob, put her hands on her hips and said it her way. I said, "well, if you had named her something normal, it would be a lot easier to say!" I then explained that all of her baby's life, people will mispronounce her name. Funny, we never got along after that.

{edited for language** Stevern21- Allnurse Mod

Lexus & Sierra, their older sibling was Mercedes.

Semaude, Samaria, Unique

Before me, the nurses reported having twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced Lemahn-jelo and Orahn-jelo) I can't vouch for these guys since they were before me.

In the delivery room, we had to talk a mom out of Placenta

One kid who had 24 of 26 letters from the alphabet in the name.

Many kids who's names are so hard to pronounce with all the apostrophes, dashes, Q's, Z's, Y's, J's, and so forth.

We have had several Nevaeh's (it's a pretty popular name these days), and Destiny's.

My wife is a school teacher and reports equally diverse names in the classroom.

Travelingkind.

I didn't see this name at work, but it is real.

SaQuella

all I could think of was sequale and how I couldn't wait to come here and post.

Names! Gotta love the weird ones...

I remember after the Matrix came out, we also had a boy named "Neo"... really messed up our ID lables that had "Neo" on all the patient lables for the Neonatal kids---I think I had to have talks with every other department in the hospital at one point or another explaining," No, his NAME is "Neo", and he's ALSO a Neonatal patient." Oh brother! And... at the same time a girl named Trinity, who's parents were Jewish. Huh?

Also, at my current hospital, we had twin boys named Nyquil, and Neosynephrine. Alrighty then....

i found this link on a blog i was reading today. this is his birth announcement.

urhines kendall icy eight special k

Specializes in Med-Surg/Peds/O.R./Legal/cardiology.

Ben Dover (and I'm not kidding) "Dover" was his last name.

Specializes in future FNP.
i found this link on a blog i was reading today. this is his birth announcement.

urhines kendall icy eight special k

that is awesome! :rotfl::roll

Specializes in Med-Surg/Peds/O.R./Legal/cardiology.

These parents arces need to be kicked!!!! I hope when they are old enough, the kids will change their names!!! HOW STUPID!!!!!! I also had a woman name her son "Nosmo". She saw a sign on two doors of a restricted area: Nosmo on one door, King on the other. "King" was her last name!!!!

I'm not kidding about that either!!!

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we had twins Fransica and Franzika.... poor kids

Also had a baby named Gray... Mom was black and dad white and they said Black and white make Gray!!!

Specializes in NICU.

Nacerima (american backwords)

Prince-Kalem Zakee Gang

Triplets A,B,C (Alexis, Bailey, Chloe)

We also had parents change the names of their triplets because when they came out they did not come out A,B,C

Sophia Loren

Ava Gardener

Specializes in NICU.

Oh yeah I forgot

Meconium (for a girl we talked them out of it)

Ultra Platinum Steel

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