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For all the doglovers !

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health. Has 10 years experience.

How Many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got

our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid

burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not

up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can

I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people

from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just

one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage

of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the

walls and furniture.

9. Old English S! heep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a

light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the

dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a

little circle...

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do

it.By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light

bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect

some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS

HAVE STAFF.

Brownms46

Specializes in Everything except surgery. Has 27 years experience.

Verrry true, and that is why I LOVE Dogs! Well at least most dogs...:chuckle

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Thanks jnette!! Very funny!!

The dog says, "He feeds me, he plays with me, he takes care of me, HE must be GOD!"

The cat says, "She feeds me, she plays with me, she changes my litterbox, I must be God"

renerian, BSN, RN

Specializes in MS Home Health.

I like that Jnette! renerian

Very funny.

I have both a boxer and a lab - fits them both to a T.

Whisper

Specializes in Cardiolgy.

Very funny.. making me dog sick once again!

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