ETOHer...(and other slang)

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I was talking to my farmer friend, and told him about the term ETOHer. There is other inside slang in our profession, such as Code Brown, Frequent Flyer, Drug Seeker, etc...

What's your favorite? Some of these are regional of course.

Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.

A local nursing home which closed several years back was once cited by state for multiple nursing staff charting resident suffers from "FMPS." Legend has it one of the surveyor's questioned the diagnoses after seeing it charted multiple times  and issued a dignity cite when she found out it meant fluff my pillow syndrome. 

In the SNF I worked for we had a bulletin board in the breakroom for facility  postings, some comedian put a label on it "BOHICA BOARD." It actually lasted quite awhile before somebody took it down. That meant bend over, here it comes again

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Acronyms I remember reading in Physician Reports back in the 80's:

FUF: Feces Under Fingernails

FLK: Funny Looking Kid

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Specializes in PACU, ED.

Hyperdraumademia is evident on inspection. I treat room temperature BP until it’s BP compatible with life. Most of our drunks and ODs end up MTF, metabolize to freedom. 

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Specializes in ER.

Brought into ER in police custody. Diagnosis: Incarceritis...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
50 minutes ago, Emergent said:

Brought into ER in police custody. Diagnosis: Incarceritis...

Emergent, your post reminds me of something Robert Downing Jr once said:

"I'm allergic to drugs and alcohol.

I break out in handcuffs."

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Specializes in ER.
3 hours ago, azhiker96 said:

Hyperdraumademia is evident on inspection. I treat room temperature BP until it’s BP compatible with life. Most of our drunks and ODs end up MTF, metabolize to freedom. 

We called it "HyperDramaticus".

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Surprised not to see the description "Walkie-Talkie" for an ambulating patient who verbalizes------ maybe sensible, maybe not. If not, speaks in"word-salad".

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Specializes in Emergency.

LOLFDGB:  Lil old lady fall down go boom. That's a GLF, male patients are LOMFDGB.

Hyperlacrimation

Status Dramaticus

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

FLB: Funny Looking Beat on an EKG strip, when it looked wrong, but we were not sure what it was.

Yeah, that one was 40 years ago, hence "EKG" instead of "ECG".

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Specializes in Emergency.
3 minutes ago, Kitiger said:

FLB: Funny Looking Beat on an EKG strip, when it looked wrong, but we were not sure what it was.

Yeah, that one was 40 years ago, hence "EKG" instead of "ECG".

I use that one. I also use EKG. Because I'm old. 

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Specializes in CMSRN, hospice.
On 8/9/2022 at 12:30 PM, MelEpiRN said:

I hate the term 'expired'. Food expires. I prefer to use 'celestial discharge'. ?

Had a coworker get spoken to for using the term "died" (in hospice care! Not even to parents or family - to other staff members). He said he might as well start saying they crossed over with John Edwards.

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Specializes in Dialysis.
8 hours ago, CKPM2RN said:

I use that one. I also use EKG. Because I'm old. 

I still say EKG. Long timers know what I'm talking about

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