What not to say / do while you are in the ER...

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If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

I love syringe water fights

but if you want to be nasty

mix in a little mucomyst

I love syringe water fights

but if you want to be nasty

mix in a little mucomyst

Oh My!!!

:chuckle

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.
:eek: Speaking from experience here, try not to have syringe water fights in front of a computer!
Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

And please remind your pts. to aim into the urinal. We were singing "Peeeeeeee Riverrrr" to the tune of Moon River, because when a guy stood up to use the urinal, he left his 5th extremitie hanging BESIDE the urinal!! lol TWICE!!

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

I liked the 400 pound guy intoxicated and standing up naked and peeing all over the place. The female nurses said tom get him to stop, I said hell no. He might either pee on me or fall on me, both are not good options,

He finally laid down and passed out again.

That was much easier

Today it was...

"Look here nursie... (NURSIE!!!!!)

Just give me the Dilaudid and cab ride home and I'm outta here!"

Well...she got points for honesty...

But...NURSIE!!??!!

I don't think so.

Enjoy your Toradol.

Hee Hee Hee

:rotfl:

Specializes in ER.

Tom, what were you supposed to do? Appeal to his gentlemanly nature? Sneak a clamp onto his leaking anatomy? hehe.

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Boy there's a few FF that need the oral version of that clamp.

Specializes in Telemetry.
22 yo male sob 100% sats

I cant breathe I cant breathe I cant breathe

well dummy if you couldnt breath you wouldnt even be talking to me right now.

problem turned out his BF broke up with him

decidedly a lack of sympathy from me :angryfire :angryfire

Or better yet...how bout when they dont want to take their pills...and then after they take them they say "Im choking , I'm choking"...even though they wouldnt be able to say that if they really WERE!!!!!! :doh

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.
Tom, what were you supposed to do? Appeal to his gentlemanly nature? Sneak a clamp onto his leaking anatomy? hehe.

I guess I could have used some Towel clamps on him

that would have got his attention

This thread is GREAT!!! LMAOF tonight and love reading the stories .... keep them coming and .... when I am 80, I certianly hope I have as much spunk!

Ha! When I'm 40! (Coming all tooooo soon)

the ones who hit the door and are already ordering the medicine that will make them feel better, wouldn't ya love to be able to give them toradol and just tell them its 4 mg of Dialudid!!!! Darn I wish that wasn't illegal!

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