Specialties Emergency
Published Mar 11, 2004
If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse
teeituptom, BSN, RN
4,283 Posts
I love syringe water fights
but if you want to be nasty
mix in a little mucomyst
RNin92
444 Posts
I love syringe water fightsbut if you want to be nastymix in a little mucomyst
Oh My!!!
:chuckle
prmenrs, RN
4,565 Posts
Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN
12,126 Posts
And please remind your pts. to aim into the urinal. We were singing "Peeeeeeee Riverrrr" to the tune of Moon River, because when a guy stood up to use the urinal, he left his 5th extremitie hanging BESIDE the urinal!! lol TWICE!!
I liked the 400 pound guy intoxicated and standing up naked and peeing all over the place. The female nurses said tom get him to stop, I said hell no. He might either pee on me or fall on me, both are not good options,
He finally laid down and passed out again.
That was much easier
Today it was...
"Look here nursie... (NURSIE!!!!!)
Just give me the Dilaudid and cab ride home and I'm outta here!"
Well...she got points for honesty...
But...NURSIE!!??!!
I don't think so.
Enjoy your Toradol.
Hee Hee Hee
:rotfl:
canoehead, BSN, RN
6,890 Posts
Tom, what were you supposed to do? Appeal to his gentlemanly nature? Sneak a clamp onto his leaking anatomy? hehe.
Boy there's a few FF that need the oral version of that clamp.
~Anne~
29 Posts
22 yo male sob 100% satsI cant breathe I cant breathe I cant breathewell dummy if you couldnt breath you wouldnt even be talking to me right now.problem turned out his BF broke up with himdecidedly a lack of sympathy from me :angryfire :angryfire
I cant breathe I cant breathe I cant breathe
well dummy if you couldnt breath you wouldnt even be talking to me right now.
problem turned out his BF broke up with him
decidedly a lack of sympathy from me :angryfire :angryfire
Or better yet...how bout when they dont want to take their pills...and then after they take them they say "Im choking , I'm choking"...even though they wouldnt be able to say that if they really WERE!!!!!! :doh
I guess I could have used some Towel clamps on him
that would have got his attention
Stitchie
587 Posts
This thread is GREAT!!! LMAOF tonight and love reading the stories .... keep them coming and .... when I am 80, I certianly hope I have as much spunk!
Ha! When I'm 40! (Coming all tooooo soon)
TaraER-RN
73 Posts
the ones who hit the door and are already ordering the medicine that will make them feel better, wouldn't ya love to be able to give them toradol and just tell them its 4 mg of Dialudid!!!! Darn I wish that wasn't illegal!