Do you have a "pet name" for those patients who just drive you all nuts?

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I think we all have those patients...you know, the ones who come in all the time, who really aren't the sharpest tacks, who just never seem to get it, who never bathe, who scare little children when they see them walking down the street, the ones who make you want to rol your eyes everytime you triage them, and the ones you draw straws to decide who gets them this week? I don't mean to be mean or anything here, but do you know the patients I am talking about? Sigh...we refer to them as The Far Side...again not to be cruel, but because if we can't laugh about some of the things we do we will cry instead. :uhoh3:

Again, I don't mean to sound mean here, but I was just wondering...do you all have a Far Side crowd in your ER? Do you have a nickname for these patients?

Oh, and a very special coworker: 'Miss White Trash America'

Whenever we work together I find myself singing the very beginning of an Eminem song: 'Two trailer park girls go round the outside....'

We'll usually say to another RN, "You're boyfriend/girlfriend is here visiting you again", or, "You're bf/gf wants you" when they ask to see a nurse.

There was one I referred to as bellowing like a wounded warthog, all the time.

Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

SKOS - special kind of stupid

Also, too stupid to live, or to a lesser degree, too stupid to thrive.

FNJ - F%&$ing nut job

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

TOTL--too old to live

GOMER--get out of my emergency room

PITA--pain in the a$$

FUBAR--****ed up beyond all recognition (these folks usually came in from bar fights)

Mine were already posted, but carolladybelle...your "special kind of stupid" just cracked me up.

"The Adams Family." Everybody sing:

"They're creepy and they're spooky, they're all together spooky..":D

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Howdy Ya'll

from deep in the heart of texas

Well heres a few......................................................

LOLNAD= little old lady no acute distress

SNKS= snotty nosed kid syndrome

BBB= bubbled brained bimbo

BBBBB= bleached blonde bubble brained bimbo

LTL= low testosterone level

HH= Hystericus Hispanicus also know as the aye yiyi yi yi syndrome

AJS= acute jailitis syndrome

PNP= poops n pukes

BY= bubba yup, any bubba thats a yuppie wannabe

BFS= beware flasher syndrome

CB= code brown

IWDS= I want drugs syndrome

INOB= in need of bathing

and there is a whole bunch more, and these od course never get documented anywhere.

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Specializes in MS Home Health.

One of my psyc patients used to call me Barney. Said I was big and purple and looked like him. It worked for me LOL.

renerian

hahaha, teeituptom, those were hilarious! gotta remember those, esp the AJS! do you guys get APOWWs? i love being APOWW queen (one time i had 4 APOWWs at the same time!!!) and that's not including the police priority pts in the police room. gotta love a county hospital.

One doctor used to describe an unusual child as a FLK= Funny Looking Kid

Our ER attracts its share of playactors, usually women. We call them "Drama Queens" They are the ones who are quiet until a family member (or several) arrives. Then, the real acting begins.

We had one come in last night, a 40-ish woman, who brought her own audience of daughters and nieces. The girls were sweet, but played completely into the hands of the patient. They came out one by one, or in twos to voice the newest complaint that poor, fainting 'Mama' had added to her list. 'She's in pain...(moaning loud enough to be heard in EVERY room)...coughing (explosively during a med-neb treatment)...doubled over ...(grasping her belly, climbing out of bed, hobbling around the room moaning like an old cow with all 5 family members following)....vomiting (the doctor caught her with her finger down her throat).... worried...(for good reason, after all of that!).... the list goes on....vision is failing,,,spots before her eyes.....can't stand up....(etc).. When they left the room, there went her audience, so she quieted right down.

Sure, sure, just sign the DC papers. You can pick up your Oscar on your way out the door!!

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