Do as I say, and not as I do.

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I'm currently in the process of processing the events of this past weekend's three 12 hour shifts working in the psych division of Wrongway regional Medical Center. Processing does not always follow a chronological timeline so, like doing art, I tend to start at point a of reference and work from there.

Chronologically, I need to digress to about two weeks ago when it was mandated that I attend...

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A portion of this mandated inservice entailed a CPI training where we learned to deal with acting out psych patients. Wadley, a tech, certified us in CPI for years but he passed away recently and is sorely missed...

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So now one of the instructors who I don't really know all that well, Clark, teaches CPI. Clark was once a tech, now has the title of art therapist, is a well built man in his early thirties, solemn, and possibly possessing a vertically-challenged syndrome.

The book portion of CPI, where we learn and/or review legalities, policy & procedure, etc that was taught by Clark was a real bore. Basically, all Clark did was to read from the handouts in a low monotone.

However, the actual physical portion was a real hands-on learning experience. I have taken CPI since the mid '80's and I learned a new thing or two and I let Clark know that I appreciated the tidbits. At the end of the training, I led a round of applause for Clark.

Actually, I was relieved to be done with the day, for it truly was...

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Okay, that's enough of the background information.

Sunday night, I was assigned to work the adult women's psych unit. I don't think it was my turn to be pulled, but as I told Mandy the house sup, "The next time it's my turn to be pulled, I want a Get Out of Jail Free card!"

After getting shift report at about 1920, I introduced myself to the patients in the day room, and met them each personally. Then, in the company of the LPN, I went looking for the infamous patient, Marie A, who had been responsible for at least six staff injuries. Marie A truly was, the Psych Patient From Hell. I could go on and on and on, but please accept my label.

At 1925, the LPN and I found Marie A on the floor, laying face down, between the beds, unresponsive. We couldn't see her breathing, she did not respond to our shake n shout, so we log rolled her to a supine position, as she was wearing a neck brace. The LPN did sternal rubs while I checked for a radial pulse to no avail. I told the LPN to go call a Code Blue and I tilted the patient's head back as best I could and got an sound like a snoring suck of air. Spontaneous respirations were present, I found a pulse, so I yelled, "Make that a Rapid Response!" and I checked her pupils and lightly patted her cheek.

Marie A was groggy and slow to respond when the RR team arrived, we assessed her, backboard, gurney, yadda yadda yadd, and she left the unit at 1945 for one of her many trips to ER.

At about 2200, I was in the process of admitting and getting med orders for a suicidal patient sent from ER suicidal positive for heroin, amphetamines, and cocaine who was yelling profanities and acting out when she knocked over a WOW. The tech and I assisted her into the locked seclusion room.

About that time, Marie A returned from ER via wheelchair. I advised that she return to her room when Clark started some ramma lamma ding dong with her. I got between Marie A and Clark and proclaimed, for safety's sake, she needed to return to her room.

In assisting Marie A to her bed, she became threatening and combative. A code Green was called and, with the assistance of Clark, techs, and security guards, Marie was therapeutically held. I recited, in a voice to be heard by everyone from rote memory, my spiel about the reason for the therapeutic hold, the legal process, and the criteria for the restraint to cease. I also said that I was going to contact the doctor for a chemical restraint.

I went back to the nurses station and Mandy the house sup, God bless her, had gotten an order from the psychiatrist for Thorazine 50/Ativan 2 IM now. I set up two syringes and returned to the room to find Marie A out of a therapeutic hold. I said, looking at Clark, the staff member who certified me in CPI, and recited, "Only a licensed practitioner can discontinue the restraint process"!

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Or, "Do as I say and not as I do".

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
1 minute ago, TriciaJ said:

What was his master's in? Macaroni art or ring toss?

I would ask him, but he's probably dead by now.

Or old enough to be.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
20 hours ago, NurseCard said:

Stealing the thread for a minute.

I envy Clark. I wish I could be an art therapist.

You know, in thinking about it, I believe Clark's title is actually "recreational therapist".

"A pox upon me for a clumsy lout!"

Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.

Yep, every unit has a Clark. We had a whole hospital of Clarks that ran around the units following the nurses with clipboards making sure the nurses either washed their hands or sanitized. Problem was the unit had 1 sink, and you could not see it from many areas of the unit, and also had sanitizers just inside the pts room so they would not see nurses using it prior to exiting, even though they could plainly see someone rubbing the hands together they would still mark you down as not washing or sanitizing. We told those people we did in fact wash or sanitize but they just didnt see it. They were all really proud of "catching" staff and giving us the lecture about cleanliness even though they had no medical training at all. Admins answer to this problem, wait and make sure they can see you prior to washing/sanitizing. UGH!

Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory.
6 minutes ago, Daisy4RN said:

Yep, every unit has a Clark. We had a whole hospital of Clarks that ran around the units following the nurses with clipboards making sure the nurses either washed their hands or sanitized. Problem was the unit had 1 sink, and you could not see it from many areas of the unit, and also had sanitizers just inside the pts room so they would not see nurses using it prior to exiting, even though they could plainly see someone rubbing the hands together they would still mark you down as not washing or sanitizing. We told those people we did in fact wash or sanitize but they just didnt see it. They were all really proud of "catching" staff and giving us the lecture about cleanliness even though they had no medical training at all. Admins answer to this problem, wait and make sure they can see you prior to washing/sanitizing. UGH!

Before you finish rubbing it all into your hands, run up to a clipboard bearer and smear some of it onto their paper (or clothing if they're being particularly annoying). They'll all be gone by lunch. (Their lunch. You don't get one.)

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
30 minutes ago, Daisy4RN said:

Yep, every unit has a Clark. We had a whole hospital of Clarks that ran around the units following the nurses with clipboards making sure the nurses either washed their hands or sanitized. 

One reason I love my job is because of my coworkers. I feel good dealing with situations, but when I work with people of like ilks who want to do a good job, it is professional ecstasy.

As it is with allnurses, and I'm going to say nice things about you behind your back, Daisy. You have inspired an idea for another allnurses icon:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
35 minutes ago, TriciaJ said:

Before you finish rubbing it all into your hands, run up to a clipboard bearer and smear some of it onto their paper....

...while cackling like a witch, simultaneously saying, "I'll get you my pretty!"

On 3/5/2019 at 2:07 AM, Davey Do said:

Oh I do wish you would expand on your statement, TriciaJ.

In the meantime, I will interpret your premise from my perspective:

Clark, an an employee whose duty is to teach and certify others, is well aware of the of the process and guidelines of an intervention yet chose to overstep his authority as a result of his personality. Clark has a need to be in control and misuses the power given to him.

Clark does not have the right or power to release Marie A from the restraint; the therapeutic hold. Yet he probably instructed the techs and security guards to remove their hold upon the patient as he was, at the time without a licensed practitioner present, the team leader.

Staff members present were probably aware that Clark is a CPI instructor and followed his advisement to release Marie A from the restraint.

When I entered the room and saw Marie A no longer being restrained, I was miffed. I reacted and proclaimed the legal guidelines to which Clark nodded.

Clark knows he was at fault. Clark knows I know he was at fault. For the time being, that was enough for me.

Marie sounds like your classic long term dangerous patient. Clark sound like your new dangerous co-worker.

Marie cannot process that she is dangerous, Clark can. You have to make that clear to him.

Good luck. I felt like a worked a double just reading your post.

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.

Are you sure Clark didn't play Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver?

On 3/5/2019 at 2:21 AM, Davey Do said:

With all due love and respect, Nursecard, Clark having the title of art therapist is not the essence of this thread. I'm stealing this thread back.

The essence of this thread is to show an example of those with some power who believe they are above the rules. Hence: "Do as I say and not as I do".

But to approach the art therapist thing, I'mot sure Clark is truly an ATR- registered art therapist, a position referred to in these parts as "rare as hen's teeth".

Clark previously held the title of tech, then, all of a sudden, was an art therapist. I believe he may be an assistant, working under the license of an ATR. Clark behaves in a way with a personality that I've not seen in any other art therapist in which I have ever worked.

But mine is all conjecture. I need to gain empirical data.

Maybe Clark misses the old days when he was a tech but he needs to stay in his place (Art Therapist).

Specializes in Dialysis.
On 3/5/2019 at 2:47 AM, Davey Do said:

Simply, yet beautifully, stated TriciaJ.

Now: Where's the REfriend button?

I've worked waaaaayyy too many hours today. I thought it said refried...

Specializes in ED, psych.

(raises hand not too energetically) We have a Clark. He was the tech who was going to be “fast bros!” with the psych patient we admitted who was highly agitated but non vocal during his brief ED stay and upon arrival to our unit.

So our dumbass let him out of restraints. By himself. No one else in the room.

He came running out pretty fast, the actual restraint chair (!!) tossed out after him (kinda tumbled, more like). Patient then hot on his heels. Guess they weren’t going to be bros after all.

And here’s me with the IM 5/2 and my other techs I collected coming the opposite direction.

You kinda just want to stab the Clark with the IM yourself but ... what a waste.

Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory.
2 hours ago, Hoosier_RN said:

I've worked waaaaayyy too many hours today. I thought it said refried...

Being Davey's thread, it might not be too far off....oops. Might have gotten myself defriended again.

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