Do you dread April Fools Day?

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April Fools' Day is right around the corner. What are you planning to do?

Share your April Fools' Day ideas, jokes, pranks, and any hilarious moments below...

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
6 hours ago, Joe V said:

Share your April Fools' Day ideas, jokes, pranks, and any hilarious moments below...

This was a prank the HR Director at Wrongway played on me last year:

 

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Switch the contents of breakfast cereal boxes 

Set alarm clocks to go off at interesting times

Sew pockets shut (use a stitch that can be easily removed) 

Unscrew lightbulbs just enough so they won't work

Bring April Fools candy to work. (My Dad used to bring jelly beans . . . all of them were good except the black ones; they were yukky!)

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

There's a great thread on Twitter about this going on. One of my favorite ideas there: For your kid: Pour his Cheerios into a bowl, float them in water, and put the bowl in the freezer overnight. Top off with a thin film of milk in the morning. Clank.

Another is a video of a high school classroom where the teacher's rule is that any time your cell phone rings, you have to take the call on speakerphone. "Hello, is this Kristianne(or whatever her name is)?"

"Yes"

"This is the Pregnancy Center calling about your test. It's positive, you're going to have a baby! Congratulations!""

"Um, can I call you back?" but voice keeps right on plowing along over her, "We have all the supports you need...(enumerates them)... and we'll see you soon!"

Teacher is aghast, apologizes for letting that call continue, says he's soooo very sorry, that should have been private, etc., etc... . Student says, "It's alright, it's my responsibility."

Teacher apologizes again, he's really, really upset.

"I've decided to keep the baby. Her name will be April."

And then she says, "Her middle name will be Fool."

Class erupts in hilarity, teacher included. It's a classic.

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.
6 hours ago, sirI said:

I never did this ........ I don't think I did ....... cover toilet bowl with saran wrap.

This one used to work best if you handed out chocolate (Exlax) candies.

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

Oh, and then there was the kid who recorded fart sounds as the ring tone on his dad's phone, and kept calling him all day.

 

It's almost always boys, isn't it? ?

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Talking about fart sounds, I got one of my cousins with a rectum of the year Pic contest for $5000. I told him that I knew the two judges and he would have to split???(got it?) the money with me. 

The idiot actually went and had his waxed and had the girl take a Pic and sent it to me. My mom lost it. She was in stitches for weeks and then sent the Pic to her sister in Ireland. Irish people take the piss out of everyone. His sister told everyone. I didn't mention he actually lives there and they still sometimes call him 'bumcrack' 

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Tape the water sprayer on the kitchen sink so it will spray the person who turns on the water.

* Put peanut butter in the toothpaste tube *

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Specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB.
15 minutes ago, Kitiger said:

Tape the water sprayer on the kitchen sink so it will spray the person who turns on the water.

* Put peanut butter in the toothpaste tube * 

How on earth are you gonna get peanut butter in the tube @Kitiger?

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45 minutes ago, Kitiger said:

Tape the water sprayer on the kitchen sink so it will spray the person who turns on the water.

* Put peanut butter in the toothpaste tube *

I did the first one when I was a teenager. It backfired because the angle of the sink and stove meant that when it sprayed my dad and he jumped out of the way, it hit the stove, which is gas, and shorted out the electric igniters. We couldn’t light the stovetop and had to get it replaced.  Oops. 

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
1 hour ago, sirI said:

How on earth are you gonna get peanut butter in the tube?

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Developmental Disorders.
20 hours ago, Davey Do said:

This was a prank the HR Director at Wrongway played on me last year:

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She was preparing early! Not many HR directors at dysfunctional hospitals are this organized. 

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Specializes in retired LTC.

Toothpaste under the handle of a cardoor.

It's already too late when you get sticky-ED as you just go to grab the handle.

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