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David Lee Roth to become a Paramedic!

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Specializes in Education, Acute, Med/Surg, Tele, etc. Has 13 years experience.

So it seems David Lee Roth, formally the lead singer from Van Halen (when they were great by the way...little personal bias there..LOL!) is going to school to become a paramedic!

And I couldn't help but come up with some funny things to say about that one. My brother was a HUGE Van Halen fan..so it was easy for me to come up with some stuff!!!!!!

Top reasons for David Lee Roth to be a paramedic:

10. Can diagnose what drug a patient was on at 50 paces.

9. Will come up with several new songs like "I'm your paramedic maam, stop me when I passing by", "I'm hot for Nurses", and rewrite Sammy's song for vengence "I don't have to go 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

8. Will be funny when he forgets his parteners name and just starts calling everyone Eddie, Anthony, or Alex.

7. Will get a new guitar riff idea from watching EKG's!

6. Is old enough to really sympathize with the geriatric patients, yet childish enough for pediatric patients!

5. Can fashion his hair with ky jelly and some normal saline!

4. Can easily do report by using only song titles from the 70's and 80's!?

3. He would be the ONLY paramedic to make those uniforms tight in the a*s, and look pretty good too (he still has a fine tooshie!)!

2. Has been familiar with all the equipment and drugs used on ambulances anyway from his many frequent flyer miles on them!

1. Will thrill in the delight of defib while saying "watch this.....Go'head and JUMP *shock* "

David Lee Roth Theme song: (just a gigalo theme)

Oh I am just an EMT, and never get a chance to pee, and people don't know what I'm saying...

I've paid for all my school, cause I will be so cool...oh crap what was I saying???

Now if ever come a day, when I may pass your way...what will you say about me

With an NG up your nose, and a post dictal pose...life goes on because of me...cause...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedic, that's para...paramedic..paramedic...got the EKG...and the cannulas..and the O2, and the gurney,

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedic, I can do CPR and entubation, and an IV, choose your poison.....

Bozie bozzie bop ewwww rib pop........

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedics...and everyone is gonna love me!

traumaRUs, MSN, APRN, CNS

Specializes in Nephrology, Cardiology, ER, ICU. Has 27 years experience.

This is toooo funny!

Those of us old enough to remember him, Bobby Sherman, is also a paramedic in the LA area. Must be a 2nd career choice of many a teeny bopper heart throb!

Antikigirl, ASN, RN

Specializes in Education, Acute, Med/Surg, Tele, etc. Has 13 years experience.

"I'm your Paramedic man"

Now it's a code one dear, and you need something to keep you cool...oh my my

Now it's a code one dear, and you need something to keep you cooolllllll

Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you Tell ya what it is

I'm your parmamedic man, stop me when I'm passin' by Oh my my, I'm your paramedic man, stop me when I'm passin' by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy...Hold on a second baby

I got good ol'oxygen, ah, dixie cups All flavors and valium too... I'm your paramedic man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on, one more

Well, I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock Uh huh, I never stop, I'm usually passin' by got a frequent flyer on your block...And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop..oh call 9-11.

I got good ol'oxygen, ah, dixie cups All flavors and valium too... I'm your paramedic man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

Yes I'm your paramedic man, stop me when I'm passin' by I'm your paramedic man, stop me when I'm passin' by They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy ...oh lets do some pacing boys...

I'm your paramedic man, stop me when I'm passin' by I'm your paramedic man, stop me when I'm passin' by They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy ...One time, boys I'm your paramedic man I'm your EMTPPPP B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby

Ah my, my, my

All my flavors are guaranteed eeeeeeeeed eeeeeeeeeeddddd to satis-uh-fy Ow

Coding in the Streets

Wow! Ah yeah! Calling out around the world,are you ready for a brand new beat.

Winter's here, and the time is right,for coding in the streets.

They're coding in Chicago, Down in New Oreleans, Up in New york city

All we need is Epi, (sweet epi) and lido (sweet sweet lido ) There'll be aspirin everywhere.

There'll be defibs swaying, and compressions playing, and oxygen that can't be beat , Oh's!

It doesnt matter what hat you wear, 'cause my shears simply do not care. So come on, every guy grab a kit, cause I got somebody I gotta stick.

There'll be coding, coding in the streets. ( Oh )Its just an invitation,across the nation,a chance for folks to meet. There'll be drewling and peeing, and emisis spraying from coding in the streets but all we need is epi (sweet epi), and lido (sweet sweet lido), and aspirin everywhere...

There'll be defibs swaying, and compressions playing, and oxygen that can't be beat , Oh's!

It doesnt matter what hat you wear, 'cause my shears simply do not care. So come on, every guy grab a kit, cause I got somebody that I gotta stick. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Coding, coding in the streets, Way down in LA,everyday,coding in the streets ( coding in the streets ) San Francisco way, ( coding in the streets ), they do it everyday now, ( coding in the streets ).

Sorry guys...I can't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talaxandra

Specializes in Medical.

Too funny!

Bobby Sherman is a paramedic????? Well, you just learn something new everyday..the previous posts were sooooooo funny......word is that David Lee is honestly doing a good job and has seen some bad things ( already riding on a rig ) I think the nurse who wrote the song lyrics ought to song write on the side...........

Tweety, BSN, RN

Specializes in Med-Surg, Trauma, Ortho, Neuro, Cardiac. Has 28 years experience.

I though Bobby Sherman was a police officer. I'm sure Mr. Roth's heart is in the right place and he's doing a good job. He knows he is going to be scrutinized to death, so he's got to work doubly hard.

Those are funny posts TriageRN_34. Thanks!

I LOVE "Diamond Dave!!" More power to him---hope he has to do mouth to mouth on me one day..

Love Sammy Hagar, too--speaking of which, Van Halen (WITH Sammy, WITHOUT Dave) is coming to Portlland soon--can't wait!!

"It's Van HALEN--NOT VAN HAGAR!!!"

(Heard on a Seattle bus)

Antikigirl, ASN, RN

Specializes in Education, Acute, Med/Surg, Tele, etc. Has 13 years experience.

Actually I am totally thrilled about it! I keep telling folks that tell me "I can't" that they can do things they want to, and you never quite know where your path goes! And this one is in the health field! YEAH!

I know his heart is in the right place if he is going to go with this! And if I could contact him I would not only congratulate him, I would be the first Nurse to give him his first nurses razz...you aren't a true para if you aren't razzed by fire, police, your own company, a doc, and a nurse! :).

I love it! Hope he gets through school a-okay and gets his cert in no time! :)!

And I wanted to go to their Portland show, last show I went to was 5150, and Sammy is quite a fun entertainer/singer! I prefer Dave, but Sammy was fun to see!!!!! And the music was soooooooooo awesome live!!!! I wasn't a big fan till I went to that concert (my bro was a huge fan and was too young to go alone, so I went with him...became a fan right away!).

I still love Diamond Dave!!

celticqueen

Specializes in medical with other stuff chucked in!. Has 18 years experience.

So it seems David Lee Roth, formally the lead singer from Van Halen (when they were great by the way...little personal bias there..LOL!) is going to school to become a paramedic!

And I couldn't help but come up with some funny things to say about that one. My brother was a HUGE Van Halen fan..so it was easy for me to come up with some stuff!!!!!!

Top reasons for David Lee Roth to be a paramedic:

10. Can diagnose what drug a patient was on at 50 paces.

9. Will come up with several new songs like "I'm your paramedic maam, stop me when I passing by", "I'm hot for Nurses", and rewrite Sammy's song for vengence "I don't have to go 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

8. Will be funny when he forgets his parteners name and just starts calling everyone Eddie, Anthony, or Alex.

7. Will get a new guitar riff idea from watching EKG's!

6. Is old enough to really sympathize with the geriatric patients, yet childish enough for pediatric patients!

5. Can fashion his hair with ky jelly and some normal saline!

4. Can easily do report by using only song titles from the 70's and 80's!?

3. He would be the ONLY paramedic to make those uniforms tight in the a*s, and look pretty good too (he still has a fine tooshie!)!

2. Has been familiar with all the equipment and drugs used on ambulances anyway from his many frequent flyer miles on them!

1. Will thrill in the delight of defib while saying "watch this.....Go'head and JUMP *shock* "

David Lee Roth Theme song: (just a gigalo theme)

Oh I am just an EMT, and never get a chance to pee, and people don't know what I'm saying...

I've paid for all my school, cause I will be so cool...oh crap what was I saying???

Now if ever come a day, when I may pass your way...what will you say about me

With an NG up your nose, and a post dictal pose...life goes on because of me...cause...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedic, that's para...paramedic..paramedic...got the EKG...and the cannulas..and the O2, and the gurney,

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedic, I can do CPR and entubation, and an IV, choose your poison.....

Bozie bozzie bop ewwww rib pop........

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedics...and everyone is gonna love me!

What? David lee roth is REALLY training to be a paramedic????? Well good for him.

Emma

I don't think I'm old enough to get it.

Fiona59

Has 18 years experience.

She's re-written all of Diamond Dave's songs to fit his new profession!

Still laugh thinking of "Just a Giglo" How California was the video. All blondes, bikinis and heel....:chuckle :chuckle :rotfl: :uhoh3:

he will quit after he see's his first paycheck:rotfl:

TDub, MSN, EdD

Specializes in OB, critical care, hospice, farm/industr. Has 26 years experience.

Wait, wait, is this for real? David Lee Roth really is going to be a paramedic??

I though Bobby Sherman was a police officer. I'm sure Mr. Roth's heart is in the right place and he's doing a good job. He knows he is going to be scrutinized to death, so he's got to work doubly hard.

Those are funny posts TriageRN_34. Thanks!

I stand corrected. Bobby works in the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department as an EMT-D.

www.BobbySherman.com

so funny, I would have never guessed David Lee Roth would become a member of the medical field after his extensive musical career. I am his second cousin, a nurse, I had tried to contact him when I was a kid, Of course I got noe reply. Maybe now that he may be focused as a down to earth , realty based humanitarian, I may reach him someday!

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