So it seems David Lee Roth, formally the lead singer from Van Halen (when they were great by the way...little personal bias there..LOL!) is going to school to become a paramedic!
And I couldn't help but come up with some funny things to say about that one. My brother was a HUGE Van Halen fan..so it was easy for me to come up with some stuff!!!!!!
Top reasons for David Lee Roth to be a paramedic:
10. Can diagnose what drug a patient was on at 50 paces.
9. Will come up with several new songs like "I'm your paramedic maam, stop me when I passing by", "I'm hot for Nurses", and rewrite Sammy's song for vengence "I don't have to go 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
8. Will be funny when he forgets his parteners name and just starts calling everyone Eddie, Anthony, or Alex.
7. Will get a new guitar riff idea from watching EKG's!
6. Is old enough to really sympathize with the geriatric patients, yet childish enough for pediatric patients!
5. Can fashion his hair with ky jelly and some normal saline!
4. Can easily do report by using only song titles from the 70's and 80's!?
3. He would be the ONLY paramedic to make those uniforms tight in the a*s, and look pretty good too (he still has a fine tooshie!)!
2. Has been familiar with all the equipment and drugs used on ambulances anyway from his many frequent flyer miles on them!
1. Will thrill in the delight of defib while saying "watch this.....Go'head and JUMP *shock* "
David Lee Roth Theme song: (just a gigalo theme)
Oh I am just an EMT, and never get a chance to pee, and people don't know what I'm saying...
I've paid for all my school, cause I will be so cool...oh crap what was I saying???
Now if ever come a day, when I may pass your way...what will you say about me
With an NG up your nose, and a post dictal pose...life goes on because of me...cause...
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedic, that's para...paramedic..paramedic...got the EKG...and the cannulas..and the O2, and the gurney,
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedic, I can do CPR and entubation, and an IV, choose your poison.....
Bozie bozzie bop ewwww rib pop........
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a paramedics...and everyone is gonna love me!
Wait, wait, is this for real? David Lee Roth really is going to be a paramedic??
To confirm those rumors, Yes, David Lee Roth is going to become a paramedic. Here are a couple of web addresses to confirm the story. But I have got to say, I love the rewrite of Dancing in the Streets to Coding in the streets.
I though Bobby Sherman was a police officer. I'm sure Mr. Roth's heart is in the right place and he's doing a good job. He knows he is going to be scrutinized to death, so he's got to work doubly hard.
Those are funny posts TriageRN_34. Thanks!
I stand corrected. Bobby works in the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department as an EMT-D.
so funny, I would have never guessed David Lee Roth would become a member of the medical field after his extensive musical career. I am his second cousin, a nurse, I had tried to contact him when I was a kid, Of course I got noe reply. Maybe now that he may be focused as a down to earth , realty based humanitarian, I may reach him someday!
Specializes in OB, critical care, hospice, farm/industr.
Argh--that's Frankie Avalon! Frankie was a heartthrob in the 50's--'56 was his heyday, I think. Bobby Sherman, OTOH, (swoooooooooon) was a big teen star in the late 60's. You know, with the Monkees* and the Partridge Family.
*I was going to marry Mike Nesmith when I grew up.
Bobby Sherman and David Cassidy--yech. It was Rod Stewart and Paul Michael Glaser that were the objects of my teen lust. Then there was Tom Selleck....ah...
Anybody remember Randolph Mantooth? Now thats a name....
But you got to love DLR -- he was just over the top. I wonder if he's still got all the hair???
Specializes in OB, critical care, hospice, farm/industr.
Ooooh, Randy Mantooth! Homina, homina. He's still quite hot. He was in the SciFi series "Farscape" recently as the hero's (one of them anyway) father. Gosh, really cute!
Sorry...I asked my mom about him (Bobby Sherman)...I'm sorta familiar with alot of those teen idols (kinda) because when I was growing up my parents listened to alot of that stuff....TONS of elvis....Elvis is so hot (young elvis). anyway whole other subject....I didn't mean to offend really.
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She's re-written all of Diamond Dave's songs to fit his new profession!
Still laugh thinking of "Just a Giglo" How California was the video. All blondes, bikinis and heel....:chuckle :chuckle :rotfl: