Dark Chocolate Found to Flatten Abs

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dark chocolate found to flatten abs

757-114120.jpga new study published recently in the journal of the observation of kinetic and existential studies has found that eating two to three medium-sized dark chocolate bars per day greatly increases abdominal muscle tone, reducing the need to exercise in most people. the study, conducted at the university of northwestern alberta in canada, involving more than 19,000 student volunteers over the course of three years, found that muscle strength and tone increased in more than 98% of participants, regardless of age. the effects were most pronounced among women, the study found.

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Specializes in Psych.

You had me going!! :jester: Funny!!!

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Specializes in Med-Surg; Telemetry; School Nurse pk-8.

That was so mean... And here I was all ready to snarf down my dark chocolate with a red wine chaser! ;-)

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Do they still need chocolate-eating volunteers?

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Specializes in ICU / PCU / Telemetry / Oncology.

But it IS true! I lost 7 inches from my waist just wolfing down 4 dark chocolate Hershey bars daily for 4 weeks. Fine, don't believe me. I'm skinny now and you're not :p

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Specializes in Med-Surg; Telemetry; School Nurse pk-8.
But it IS true! I lost 7 inches from my waist just wolfing down 4 dark chocolate Hershey bars daily for 4 weeks. Fine, don't believe me. I'm skinny now and you're not :p

That wasn't dark chocolate, that was EX-LAX! :lol2:

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That wasn't dark chocolate, that was EX-LAX! :lol2:

Now THAT is funny.

:yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah::yeah:

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Specializes in Nephrology, Cardiology, ER, ICU.

Aw man....I didn't read the story and just started eating....oh oh....goofed again.

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I found this post to be extremely mean.

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i need to stop forgetting it's april fools day :(

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Specializes in Gyn/STD clinic tech.

the post is not meant to demean or poke fun of anyone with weight troubles, i am 1000% sure if that. it's certainly not meant to be mean.

on a side note, dark chocolate does have isoflavones that are actually very good for you!

i have two dove promises a day :D (the tiny wrapped dark chocolates)

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.
the post is not meant to demean or poke fun of anyone with weight troubles, i am 1000% sure if that. it's certainly not meant to be mean.

no......definitely was not posted with the intention of being mean. today is april fools' day and this is just a little joke. sorry if anyone is offended.

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